Toma hate club~~~

I have no grudge or bad intent towards this dude called ikuta toma which souns a bit like "ikutlah ikan tuna" which makes him irresistable to yaoi fans and gay porn lovers and of course innocent little children and stuff. Think i am lying huh about him being gay? Well, here is the evidence.
(PHOTOS COURTESY OF EICHI- although i got it from her blog reluctantly but the TRUTH MUST BE REVEALED!!!!!!!!!)One: He only poses with other gay guys. See? Look at all those metrosexual men. Hmph. It makes me sick to the gut. What is this? Him posing with another guy which looks as gay as him. Whats up with him with the chair? I thinks he is paraphilic too.My GAWD!!!!! Not only he is paraphilic....... he likes SM to. MY GAWD!!!!Yea, he might try to act innocent. Look at him sitting there all smiling and what. I got more proof that he's a wolf in sheep skin.He is not as innocent as he looks. Yea, dude. Come on... show the international sign language. Come on...... I know you do.He even tried to eat the bunneh as this gay partner looked on. Maybe he is trying to give the bunneh a *cough cough*. Ewww..... that means he is zoo philic too. Or maybe both of tem are in a bunny worsshipping cult. "All hail the bunny rabbit..... hippidy hoopidus"

Normal guys wont do this gay poses. Nor normal guys would play with feathers...... that is just plain downright wriong!!!!!!!!!Another guy who looks like a girl. Whats up with that? Is it some kind of role play?

(Thinks of unimaginable scenes)

My gawd i think i lost what i studied the past week.

Conclusion: having a guy memalukan the good name of the tuna fish which we come to know and love is wrong. Kids would wake up and say I would want toma instead of tuna for breakfast. That is mencemarkan minda kanak kanak. Then our nations' children will be more tiada harapan as they already are.

I can hear the tuna fish below me screaming! "My gawd! I dun want to be associated with that gay bastard!!! NO!!!!!!"

tuna fish is good for you. it contains iodine and proteind and it is lss fattening. So eat TUNA!

So guys and girls think before you eat tuna next time. I am eating tuna and not toma. And toma is gay and tuna is good for me. Yes?

Happy 18th Birthday to me

Yay, I turned 18 today.... well actually its yesterday because I blogged after 12.00 am. Lollooolollolol. Anyways, my birthday had been normal, nothing outstanding this year except i got a really nice give from my family in the form of a 4gig MP4 player. Yay~~~~~

I had the chicago cheese cake from coffee bean which tasted nice at first but after a few bites, it made me feel like nauseous. Perhaps I should have gotten the chocolate fudge cake. But anyways, I am not a cake loving person myself nor a candy loving person for that matter. God, I am growing old.

Well, all things said and done this birthday is same old same old with nothing spectacular about it which makes my 18th birthday...... probably the lamest 18th birthday anyone had. ........... Making that statement officially stamps me as a loser.

Oh well, the raya holiday is so full of crap, so short and I barely got any of my work done, mostly because I was too damn fucking lazy to do it. Lol. I would probably do it when I am in Shah Alam, godforsaken hell hole that JPA sent me .

wHAT HAVE i DONE during raya break? We mostly mapling with eichi, playing games, fucking around, chatting, youtubing and stuff.

Boring old routine. My 18th birthday seems routine also. Bah, what the fuck.


As you can see, me and eichi are currently in Singapore killing ghostly beings carrying signs. Wow, probably it is a statement that SIngaporeans are unable to cross the roads without zebra crossings and got themselves run over by cars. If any Singaporeans read this, please go to the nearest Malaysian you can find and let him teach you the art of road crossing Malaysian style.

By the road side,
Malaysian traffic police: Oi, kamu lihat sana lihat sini cari apa? Sangat mencurigakan.
Singaporean : What? We are looking for a zebra crossing. Well, we are tourists.
Malaysian: (Babi betul la. Ingat aku tak pandai cakap orang putih ye. ) Sori boss, here no black white line.
Singaporean: What the hell? How you Malaysians cross the road? Show me.
Malaysian: (Crosses the road, skillful evading incoming cars, missing by only a few cms).
Singaporean: (Looks at a kid who does the same thing) Ok I'll try.
*WHAM!* *becomes a ghost carrying a sign in maple*
Malaysian: Hahaha, bengap betulla. Lintas jalan pun sik tahu.
(Seriously, we malaysians are bigger than the car themselves.)



Well, thanks for the HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES GUYS. See you in NOVEMBER!

Pictures... picture.

Well, my pendrive is like infected with this annoying powerpoint virus which I can pretty assume it came from one of the terminally ill computers in intec. Gotta reformat my fucking pendrive again.

Here's an analogy.

Inserting your pendrive into another computer is like sex, and when you insert it into so many other computers it is bound to have some sort of terminal disease. You know like a goddamn asshole getting too much unprotected sex from prostitutes. Unlike humans, pendrive have the freedom of reformatting. (I wish my life can be reformatted). The windows virus scaner is like a condom you know, that screens out viruses from pendrives from totally buttfucking your harddrive into pieces. However, sadly, intecs computer virus scanner @ condom is like full of holes so it doesn't even matter whether the pendrive is scanned or not. In the end, my pendrive got infected to what is equivalent to HIV to us humans.... worms. And the annoying part no matter how hard I delete the file, the worm kept popping back to my fucking annoyance.

Here's a few picture i had taken in intec but never bothered to post them until now.

Mr. Allen explaining shape of orbitals and stuff.

Well, my class did chemistry mass lecture's activity. Tying p balloons to make them look like orbitals. It was childish but it was fun and my class won the prize. A box of chocolates. (I am not a choco-fan myself)

Here's my class in a phototaking session, took them like 20 minutes just to get them out of the class and another 20 to get them in line and take em photo's. Yep, my class enjoys watching me suffer. Dammit. The guys of 8M3 are far better than the girls(self-proclaimed but everyone knows it as a fact)

I don't get this pic.

Me and chris, the day before I leave for the goddamn hellhole. INTEC Shah Alam

Here are the two cats from cendana college which usually can be found lying in the middle of the road until recently i cant seem to find any of them. Probably they got run down by cars or something.

Awww, look at the cat lying at my feet. (STEP!) Oops. Hehehe, no la. The cats was very nice to me wakaka.

Me in the bio lab. I look like a retard as always.

Here is how we suffer in intec. The goddamn bus comes in intervals and forces us to squeeze in one fucking bus although there are many buses lying around. Fuck.

Here is one of my roommates which can be seen studying everywhere. Look at his mindfucked head, you can sense the genius aura from him. Looking at him makes me feel worse because I barely study in my room.

Here, me, Choo, Lii Chyuan and Peter in KLCC during PC fair. My phone picture quality is really bad.

Some of the booths in PC fair.

The flier girls dressed as angels.

Guy in shark suit promoting aqua world. Poor guy.

Going back from KLCC is a pain. So many people.Well, at least i got my headphone from here. Lol.

Gary's present for his birthday we(Me and Faye) bought from LCCT. Suits him .

I ran out of time and INTECs computer is mindfuckingly slow. So I will continue posting old pics XD.

Pictures... picture.

Final votes are in...

Votes for my blogs suck:
1 agrees that my blog sucks
1 diagree slightly (LIAR!)
3 people wrote in neutral
1 wrote in suck is an understatement (Wow.... its really that bad huh?)

Oh well, I should kill myself now. T_T

Yay, blogging after chem test.

Wow, today was one fucked up day...... actually my fucked up days are like a lot, but this is like one fucked up day with another fucked up day the next making it like a successive fucking up day energy. (Sorry, chemistry test is still in my head) *stabs head*

*Psstt (High pressure liquid exiting)*

*Glug glug glug*

*draining I.Q.*

*pok*

*hiss*

(oops, too little air)

*pump....pump*

*poking a cork into hole*

*checks for leaks*

Ok, all chemistry information i had digested came out successfully. Lol. I wonder why I always write crap in my blog. Oh well, I get stupider everytime I read my blog. Yay, dumbness.

By looking at this pic I know terri will be jumping non-stop as she likes yaoi. Lol. But looking at this picture makes me sick because I think the artist doesn't know that deidara is a guy. Or the artist himself is gay. Ewww. Once more, ewww.

Omg, I just stumble upon another podigy in D.A.

http://zeiva.deviantart.com/gallery/ You'll love his/her art. XD Here's one example

Holy....****! **** this girl is a fine ****. Lol. I can sense the warmth and this picture is totally kick ass.

Anyway, today I donated RM50 for the poor Lol. Dunno why I did it but it felt great. XD. HELP THE POOR AND THE NEEDY PEOPLE!!!

Anyways, I cant wait to go back to Kuching. Living in a place as fucked as Shah Alam really gets me down. Ah, the internet connection in the library is so bad that I have to post this 30 minutes after writing it. Btw, they barred bittorrent in INTEC. It seems INTEC takes a no-fun policy too seriously.

I want anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday Terri,.

Well, Terri is celebrating her 18 birth day today so I thought I would post something nice for a change in my blog..... or maybe not. Wakakakaka.

I will post some bunny pics to make her happy.

Cute little bunnies..... Family of bunnies.... Mum, dad, and child. Aww....

But...... The Dad is a suicide bomber.

The child is a war bunny. Wakaka

I cant find any nice things for Mum. But I guess I will leave that one.

Ok ok fine Sorry about that. (If terri read this post, sorry ya... birthday girl don't get angry rite hehe.)

Since you're 18 now, you're basically wiser no while the knowledge of the new and the unexplored mounted on you. Although you're growing old physically but make sure you heart stays young. XD Never grow up. Wakaka. Happy 18th Birthday Terri. Oh btw, Isabel said happy birthday Terri.XD

(Man I am not great with words)