All about india and their culture.

So.... JPA is planning to send me to India for my medical studies. So i decided to surf the net to check out the place... you know. Because i have this really f**ked up imagination that indians from india are like bogglehead things you put on the dashboard of a car XD. Like they talk while shaking their head up and down like a bogglehead would do. "Do you want some curry?" (boing boing).

The problem is that.. ok here's the problem... as if my brain has this tendency to take this already f**ked up imagination to the next level. So now its f**ked up beyond all belief (FUBAR). So i imagine them to have the funniest english accent in the whole world XD. Like "Do you like^^ some curry?^^" so i will be rolling on the ground laughing. Saying that that is the funniest shit i have ever heard. Like those indian bollywood movies which they speak so fast that u couldnt understand ??? XD. One sentence in one breath. Wow...

Ok enough critizing...... i am just stating what my mind thinks. Honestly, probably i am still high from sniffing all that mosquito repellant i sprayed in my room while playing 02Jam.

So getting to know india. So first, i need to know how the flag looks like.

Here..... the indian flag. XD. Well i am kinda confused about the round thing in the middle, because it looked like a wheel at first glance..... and then somehow it looks like an eye...... then it looks like the insides of a gun barrel....... I dunno but i think is subliminal. Probably i am wrong so f**k that. I am streaming dane cook while doing this.


Next thing is i took a short glance at the map of India.

the names are too long so i didn't bother to scrutinise it. I just categorized it, north india, south india.... thats it. According to my mum's friend who is an indian, the north indians are rich bastards and the south indians are the poor souls. I hope i end up in the north part because i don't wanna wind up dead on the street somewhere southern india after being robbed.


Here a Taj Mahal. I hope i can visit one day. All you other folks goin to UK and stuff on have like what washington monument?....... F**kingham Palace? Whatever dudes, i got the Taj Mahal...... one of the seven wonders of the world. XD

Ok enuf of the place.. Now is to dive in on the people.
Ok i have discovered that on the social side, i lose to all of you people. Ok here's a comparison.

This is what type of people you get when you go to europe or some other country. I bet that there are hot chicks, cute chicks, cool guys, handsome ladies and pretty boys hanging about. And they look happy to see you XD. Me? Welll, here's what....

Ok this is your stereotypical indian chap. XD Mustache...... check..... Beard... checkaroo....... hairy?...... Very XDXD. Bwahaha. But they look like fun people to be with you know?

Ok about the food... i dare say that i will be having the best food ever there. Bwahaha. here is why. India, they have.......

Breakfast indian Style.
(Actually i dun get why there is so much stuff for a simple breakfast)

Chapati

Tandoori Chicken

And of course...... Curry.... which i will be eating twenty-four seven.

You guys at the west will be stuck with this....

A sandwich

So, i have briefly described the place i am gonna be in for like 5-6 years. Somehow, i feel like i cant stand eating curry for 5-6 years so i will be learning to cook stuff...... like scrambled eggs and porridge so i don't get sick of curry. At least i will be tasting curry in its original form!!! BWAHAHAHAA!

Oh yea.... btw i have downloaded and played 02 Jam on my com. So anyone interested for a showdown in 02 Jam...... look for FriedEg0G (Typo mistake and i and stuck with it) lvl 15 rite now. Bwahaha.

i also watched bokusatsu tenshi dokuro-chan after streaming it from youtube. It is like happy tree friends but more bloody and funny. And the story does not make any sense like a typical Japanese anime (Sorry faye). Please dun watch this anime as it contains high level of cheekiness at the same level as south park. So if u think ur innocent... stay away. XD.


Finish blogging liao
-Hilary