Let life take you on a ride..... and you realize the ride was as exciting as a log ride in the theme park. Wow...

I borrowed my next door neighbour's laptop to go on blogging because I am too lazy to do my mathematics homework. Seriously, you wouldnt want to be doing Maths after jogging at the park and your legs turn to jello.

About posting pictures, I decided to post pictures if needs be because the slow internet connection in Shah Alam really annoys me to the bone. Its not like at home where i can stream youtube and my mouth didn't have to injure itself screaming " F***, f***, f***, f***" in rapid succesion.

Btw the rate of F*** coming out of my mouth is around 1.5 per second. XD which makes

60 X 1.5 = better than you
70 ??
dammit, I need a calculator.....
....
...
...
90 f***s per minute. Yep, that is fast. wow, it's like i cant even do 1 X 2 without the calculator now. Good God, I just realized how degenerated my brain is really is.

Almost equivalent to a senile old man.
That is scary.

Anyway, where was i?...

Oh yea, the internet connection here. I could really be pissing a lot pissworth of piss regarding the internet here that i bet i can drown the whole earth in my piss but to save readers of my blog (if any) the trouble and agony of having to read my post and go "THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!!"

Hey,,,,, I got a life. Seriously.


On second though, I realized my life sucks.
Everything sucks
Even this blog sucks

But the people who ended up reading this post must suck even more.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ooops, i was just feeling a bit mean today. Sorry.

Putting the internet thing aside......

Let's get straight to blogging bussiness.

1) Brief Recap of Lab Experiment that I did Today. Test for aldehydes and ketones.


In respect for the people who does not know what are aldehydes and ketones, (even the spell check in blogger marks it as an error)
ketones and aldehydes are carbon compounds. Yep, and it exist in your lives people. Its functional group is a carbon double bonded with an oxygen atom ( known as C=O bond)

Wow, see? I actually teach something useful in my blog. Now flood me with your praise. Muahahaha.

Anyway, I was happily mindind my bussiness testing for the presence of the functional groups. One of the tests involve the usage of DNP. (2,4 dinitrophenylhydrazine). Dun worry it's not as complicated as the name implies.

Just that, It is also known as Brady reagent, with molecular formula of C₆H₃(NO₂)₂NHNH₂. It has a CAS registry number of 119-26-6) (CAS registry numbers are unique numerical identifiers for chemical compounds, biological sequences, mixtures and alloys.) And also its,
SIMPLIFIED MOLECULAR INPUT LINE ENTRY SPECIFICATION (SMILES) is like SOOOOO

NNc1ccc(cc1[N+]([O-])=O)[N+]([O-])=O

but my reaction was )=O (WHAT THE F***???)

HOW THE HELL IS THAT SIMPLIFIED????

We should bust the chemists ass back to kindergarden and make them realized what is simplified. Anyway, I was happily using the DNP when some spilled onto my hand.

I was like "LAlalalala, adding chemi..... (spill) Holy *bleep* *bleep*"
And tell you, DNP stinks like shit. I was hoping it wasnt corrosive or my career will be over before it started. luckily it wasnt.


....
(I KNOW SOMEONE OUT THERE WAS WISHING FOR THAT. AHAHAHAHA IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!! TOO BAD)

Anyway, i was washing my hand like mad until i could feel my skin coming out. but the yellow stain stayed on my right thumb.

So i had to bear with this stench on my thumb. Right now it even stinks while i am blogging and I cant rub my nose with my right hand or i would die of the smell.

As i was writing this blog, I went to wikipedia and searched for DNP.
I was shocked to see....

Dinitrophenylhydrazine is relatively sensitive to shock and friction; it is a shock explosive so care must be taken with its use. It is a red to orange solid, usually supplied wet to reduce its explosive hazard.

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! I AM WEARING A FREAKING EXPLOSIVE ON MY HAND???!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL!!!

Btw, If tomorrow's newspaper you see "Guy dies in Freak Explosive accident" that would be me. So i am inviting you guys to come to my funeral beforehand. XD

Ahahaha.
Anyway, it is getting late. Adios.

I have decided to resume blogging.

Well, after a long period of slumber i have decided to revive my blog. Not that its dying. Just that the blog had become like me. Lazy, fat and couldnt care less for whats going on in the blog world.
Just that my Maths class starts in ten minutes and i am in the library and instead of looking for my mathematical articles i have decided to come upon my blog.

Nothing much has changed to my blog when i first see it. Well, duh i havent updated.

Anyway, I got about ten minutes to write about something before hauling my ass into statistics class

Oh yea btw, i really hate statistics.
Anyway i gotta stop blogging.
I got told off by a officer

Lazy ness

I can sadly say my dead is almost confirmed dead.....
This post is just a sad attempt on reviving it.


Like giving a CPR for a bullet wound to the head.

Or giving bandaging someone's ***** when he suffers from AIDS.
...
...
Well it helps from spreading the disease. But you get my point.

I plan to blog, but i was caught up with many games, manga, porn studies that I couldn't find time to blog. To make matters worse than they already are, guess what..

CENDANA F***ing DISCONNECTED THE INTERNET FOR THE ROOMS!!!

My gawd.....

Can this be any more cruel to a guy who suffered....
GREAT....
Even internet in INTEC com lab disconnects when I blog
Maybe this is a measure to prevent "abuse"
Yeah right, what is a guy who is depraved from anime, porn do beside crapping on his meagre blog which no one looks at and crap about stuff that you people do not care or understand.

Fine, I want to keep this short and brief because I feel the aura of menace that whatever I am typing now might be syphoned and broadcasted to the directors office and next thing you now, I will be off the scholarship.

Sucks being a student

Chinese New YEar post.

You guys must be expecting a very very very long post about what i did for the past few months. But sorry to say that you will be disappointed. All you get is a few sentences.

1. Something wrong with my bluetooth adapter so i cant send pictures into my com
2. I forgot to bring my cable back
3. Even if i did, I didnt have the cd.
4. My nokia is still busted
5. Angpau money this year very little.
6. Intec gave me a short holiday so I cant really visit all of my friend's houses
7. Isabel wore high heels for the first time in her life nearly tripping herself over when she walked. (Kekekekekeke) ( i didn't take a pic for the fear of my life)
8. Got pwned in command and conquer.
9. Still suck in DotA
10. Still hates DotA
11. Internet connection damn slow
12. Added a few animes to list of watched already, the following is Moyashimon, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, and Kage Kara Mamoru. One anime I forgot to list down during the holidays was Chibi Vampire Karin. I finished Elfen Lied also. XD
13. Chris still hates anime. Anime = porn.
14. Lazy to blog liao. Sometime later.

I am so pissed at going back to Shah Alam I could bust a testical.
Any volunteers anyone?

Yay. Long POST! Woohoo.

I know i know. I rarely update my blog. Its not like i dun want to update is just that I am lazy and my Romance of The Three Kingdom game got me preoccupied. (Currently trying to unify China under my evil hand. Muahahahaha. Any officers that I capture shall be decapitated. Ahahaha) LOL.

Anyways, this holiday have been fun, boring, sad, happy, crazy, lame and cool. Basically I did a lot of things in this holiday but not my homework though because homeworks=holiday turn off.

Oh by the way, my MUM forced me to try this facially mask which my brother used. I felt was kinda funny so i decided to take a pic.

Ready?


Here goes!!!!
LOL.

First Event: Got FLAMED by TUNA Fans.

One day, I got on my computer and started doing shit like chatting and downloading mp3s. Since I seldom update my blog, my friends would always go to my Cbox and leave a short message so I decided to check it out. Guess, what i found on my cBox.

Katieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Wow, katieeeeeeee thats a very long nameeeeeeeeeeee) posted something on the cbox in my blog.

Katieee: You suck. Wtf? Even if Toma is gay, why the crap would you care? ..And what the hell is the point of a blog like this? I don't believe your post. If you're not a troll, you're dumb. Plz be a troll.

First off, you suck is overused too cliche'. You should say something more hotly like FUCK YOUUUU in the ASS or God you are so FUCKING RETARTED! Bah, you suck. LOL. I can just laugh my ass off from that. Well, and also about the what's the point of a blog like this?

Well,i thought that people have the FREEDOM! TO SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT, WHENEVER THEY WANT when blogging. I do not take pleasure in holding back myself from shouting profanities or hurling insults towards celebrities or my friends .

Oh, and uhh, I dont really like repeating myself all the time.
In my opinion,
Blog= retarted= i post crap = dont read if you cant take it= go read a FUCKING reader's digest! = or watch The Sound of Music until your eyes bleed out= my blog is non-educational.

If you still dont get the point, you're beyond help. Go fuka3. (Go figure)

Yeah, so what if Toma's cute? He is lovely and what not? He is just an idol. Throw away the glitz and glamour he would be nothing more than a guy with pretty looks. You'd probably wont even remember his goddamn name if he isn't famous.

Besides, I dont really HATE TOMA!

Just because he is a celebrity doesnt mean i cant poke fun at him. Hell, look at all the other artists we poked fun at. So you say that that is justified?

And uh, "I didnt really get the if you're not a troll, you're dumb. Please be a troll" part. Such childish comments dont work on me. I had my friends hurl insults at me like "OH FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT!" or "SHUT UP AND DIE YOU PIECE OF FUCK!" or "HAHAHA, LOOK AT YOU NOW YOU ASSHOLE!".

Thank you Katieeeeeee, for lending me an idea for writing my post about flaming you back.

Oh and uh, some anonymous dude posted this,

anonymous: seriously why r u hating someone who doesn't know u at all... it's sad...

First off, I hate people introducing themselves as anonymous. Well, I had to say Katiee you got some courtesy.

Oh, people had already been like that since centuries ago, hating each other although they never met face to face. Well, for instance Adolf Hitler. Hated by many Americans. Napoleon. Hated by Prussians and the British. As you can see, i am just following the tradition.

Enough about Tuna. I dont really wanna post this up but since you guys provoked me into it. I guess it cant be helped.

Hats Off TO HIPPO POTATO MOOSE WHO RECENTLY JOINED THE TOMA HATE CLUB. :-)

Oh, Ei Chi, Hana don't take offense ya. LOL. All in the name of blogging fun. XD
Thanks you guys for supporting me as well. T_T


Second Event: Outing with people WHO RETURNED from Australia.

I was really happy that I was able to meet my pals who ventured into the land of the surfdudes and the birthplace of the Crocodile Hunter who died in the hands of an evil stingray. What a way to go, he could have died in his deathbed surrounded by his dearest family members, but he died in a watery grave.
Moving ON.............

I was obviously late to the gathering at the Sarawak Plaza's pizza hut because at that time i was still relearning the process to drive from my mum. Thanks Mum! (But I really hope she wont find this blog because I would be seriously killed by my mum for what I post on this blog isn't meant for parental eyes....)

The frustrating thing is.......
1. Isabel arrived already but by the time i reach there she was nowhere to be seen.
2.Jason cant drive so he had to follow Gloria's car.
3. Jason was late and so was gloria and charlotte.
4. We took A LOT OF time to decide which pizza to order. (JUST ORDER THE GODDAMNED PIZZA!!! I AM HUNGRY GODDAMMIT! LOL.)

Jason and Isabel both returned from Australia. Still the same. (Isabel still have time to message people when we talking what to order horr...... I feel like whacking her)

Group photo time. My Nokia handphone quality was really bad. Sigh.Paying the bills. LOL.A picture of Isabel's thigh? You guys must be wondering why I took this huh?! Lemme tell you a story.

Ahem... Here's how it goes....

Hilary: So I heard from Jason you grown quite fat hor? *smiles sinisterly*
Jason: Yalor.
Isabel : *pinches Hilary* Where got! DONT LISTEN TO JASON!
Hilary: *Looks down* Wow.
Isabel: OI! What you looking at?
Hilary: Tu ka leg. (Pork thigh legs)
Isabel : *GAWR* *PINCHES REALLY HARD NOW* WHAT!!! SAY AGAIN?!
Hilary: Okok, can make chu kiok fan. (Pork leg rice)
Isabel: WARGH!!!!!! *PINCHES EXTREMELY HARD*
Hilary: I SUBMIT!!!!! LET GO!
Jason, Isabel, Mang Yik, Nasrin and Charlotte laughing hyenically.(hyena + cally= like a hyena)
Isabel: *Lets go of my arm*
Jason: blablabla with isabel
Hilary: *whips out his phone* *snaps a picture*
Isabel: WOI!!!! *THE CUBITTING CONTINUED*
Hilary: I wanna post it on the net!
Isabel: You better dun aaaa......... (Regardless here is it. I hope my arm would survive her next encounter if she she's me posting this. Please dont tell her for my sake)

And Guys. Rules I learned the hard way.
1. Never ever pull a girl's pony tail no matter how tempting it may be.
2. Never ask a girl of her age.
3. Try to take off as many reasonable years off as possible from your estimation of a woman's age to get on her good side. Works on my lecturers. LOL
4. Never ask a girl of her weight though her heigh seems fine as long as she's not a midget.
5. Never ever snap photos of a girl's tu ka leg like I did. I risked my left arm for that and it was bruised for days.

After pizza hut, we went to star to watch a movie. I forgot what it was but it was ok i guess. Oh yea, the Mega-what-fuck. I didnt give a shit. The story was crappy. Ah, dammit, my face is lit by the sunlight!!!Isabel, With her hair tied back in a pony tail. Really tempted to pull it.Oh yea, faye joined us for the movie an ei chi also. Here is a pic of them shopping at Parkson.And here's the creepy Santa Claus robot that I saw with one of the group. If I am not mistaken, it was eichi right? LOL.

Event Three: Anime COSPLAY LETDOWN. AND HOLY @#$%# CYBER PARTY!

When Ei chi-sama said that there was an anime cosplay gathering at Friendship park I wanted to go and take a look for myself because I had never been to one before. (Btw, I made a mistake by uploading small pictures instead of bigger ones. Sigh. But I guess it will have to do for now.)

On the same day, Chris asked me to go CC with him and a couple of others. So I drove him there but since the route to the CC was passing by Friendship Park I decided to drop by to say hi to Ei Chi-sama and see for myself what is this anime cosplaying is all about.

Chris was really angry at me at that time because I was already late for the CC event and I wasted a lot of time driving. (My top speed is 60 km/h)

I was really disappointed because apparently I came to early........ T_T

This was the only thing I could see.....

A girl in a kimono. But I doubt that that is a kimono. But I dunno what anime she is cosplaying as? (eichi sama...... tell me wei. Jigoku Shoujo har?!)

This is Ei Chi's friend. Forget name liao. Gomen nasai. HeheEi Chi was a bit camera shy maybe because of the SOFT T-shrit she is wearing. (Only Eichi will get this part LOL)After a bit of persuasion..... more like instantaneous, she agreed to take photo. And I did. LOLFinally, me and Chris left Friendship park and headed to Roamnet. I was really shocked by the number of people who came. There was , Frederick, Chris Chung, Chris Chin, Faye and her onii chan, joseph, Caleb, Gary and Christopher's friends. All together I think there was 13 people.

Wow, the first time we ever had a full game of DotA with the rest playing Command and Conquer 3. CounterStrike is where I had the most fun at. Killing people with guns and then bragging about it is fun. It was chaos. Bam! He's dead and then bang the next shot you're dead.

It was the best CC experience ever. I wish I could have another CC party like that.


Event 3: Dinner with my friends. XD

Westwood must be one of the place to go if you're looking for western food. Cheap and the quality is okay. Anyways, me, chris, terri and isabel went for the dinner around 7pm.

(Secret conversation between Chris and me)

Chris: I bet the girls are late.
Hilary: I bet they are not. (You girls should thank me for sticking up for you girls)
Chris: Let's make a bet
(The bet part is secret)
7 pm sharp.......
Hilary: they are still not here.
Chris: HAH! See?!
Hilary: Fine.

(In actual fact there's no bet) LOL. The girls were late by 20-30 minutes. I think.Kekeke. So rude to ask guys to wait. Hor..This is how Chris looked before the girls arriveFinally the girls arrived at some point. I almost wore the 5J T-shirt that Bel was wearing. Luckily i didn't. LOL. By the way, the Ceaser Salad you see at the bottom right hand corner? The greenish pile of crap? Dont ever order that!Isabel got a smiley faced mushroom soup. XD. Looks just like her don't cha think?

I enjoyed myself to Mixed grill which set me back around 21 bucks but all in the name of food LOL. Since I was the one who ordered the fucking salad i was the one who actually ate 95% of it.

Oh yea, Terri got us Christmas presents. She gave me a snow globe and Chris a headphone.
I got her music CD by Fall Out Boy.

I had fun that time. XD.

Event 4: Watching I am LEGEND!!!! And how I got ripped of.
Anyway, Chris, Isabel and Terri wanted to go watch I am Legend so being the only person who actually drives. Chris just sat for his exam and he passed it of course.

A bad way to start things was I was seen by my own parents while I was breaking the law in front of Star Cineplex going into the carpark area. I cut into another lane (although I saw the car coming to a halt) without signalling. My mum was pointing her finger at me based on Chris' account of the story. To make matters worse, I was alreay 30 minutes late.

Sighhhhhhh..................

Then later, the four of us went across the street for lunch.
Guess what?
Kolo mee at RM3.50 for a small lump which i finished in three bites. Fuck! I was still fucking hungry! I didn't take my lunch before going there! Oh well, anggap the money as donation lor. Kannineh!
Here's a couple of photos I took.

I dunno why these girls are interested with movie cardboard cutouts but I guess they cant be helped. Dont ask me about their weird fetishes with actors in cardboard cut outs.

I AM LEGEND was kinda okay but I felt it was kinda clich'e.
There are a few reasons.

1. Medicine cure for cancer turning people violent and making the vunerable to sunlight? Hmm, Biohazard.... Resident Evil... 28 weeks later....... Been there done that

2. Will Smith
The movie is famous because of him.

3. Not enough action.
After watching Resident Evil.... I'd say boooo!!!!!!! What THE FUCK! RIP OFF!!!!

4. No hot chicks
At least in Resident Evil there was no hot chicks but at least there are KICK ASS chicks. Works as well as hot chicks.

5. Grenades are not that powerful enough to cause a conflagaration. It would take a Incendiary Grenade to do that.After the movies. We spent about 30-50 minutes discussing where we should go next. A routine experience if you ask me.Chris Chung checking out hot chicks.Here's an enlarged version.

EVENT 5: Going out with A local delicacy, a walking computer manual and a pervert.


LOL, what i meant was I went out with Mee Kok, Piaw and Ei chi for a movie. Chris Chung and Gary also came to watch NAtional treasure with us.


Wow, National treasure was great. Far greater than I am legend. It was way above my xpectations. (You can see my post is getting shorter because I am very lazy to type already.)


I will post some pictures taken then.At secret recipe near Upwell area. Fuck you Piaw!LOL.

Here's my Chocolate Cheese cake. After I ate this one, I get the feeling that I will not be eating anymore cheesecakes in the near future.



THE SECTION BELOW IS NOT MEANT FOR THOSE WHO HATE ANIMES . PLEASE KINDLY DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION ELSEWHERE GO DOWNLOAD CHEAP PORN FLICKS LIKE YOUR PET CAT OR WABBIT.

Here's a hort list of anime and anime movies I watched during the holidays.

Black Lagoon.Wow, This anime was KICK ASS GOOD!!!!!!! I personally would give it a solid 5/5. It tells the story of illegally tradings, the triads, the mafia and all the undergound shit. The anime is action packed with Revi The Two Hands with her Cutlass handguns killing off enemies right and left.

Type: Gunslinging, kick ass and bloody.
Rating: 10/10

Lovely ComplexThis comical anime is good if you want to have some laughs and at the same time experience the troubling times of a tall amazonian girl and a stunted dwarf guy. This anime reminds me of Honey and Clover. Xd which reminds me to watch honey and clover live action when it comes out.

Type: Funny, comical and sad love comedy.
Rating: 10/10

Claymore

This anime was totally awesome. Bloody like hell. I think even elfen lied's random violence sucked hard compared to this one. Heads flying, bodies riddled with holes and transformation of perfectly beautiful girls into blood thirsty killing monsters was .... wow!!!! Dammit! The anime also has many Unexpected twists and the hero of the anime aint that overused type of heroes you see in many animes.
Type: Sword slashing, monster killing, guts flying anime.
Rating: 10/10

Lucky Star

This anime is fucking funny, non stop comical acts and points on life and the utter stupidity of the type of people living in the society. LOL. The artwork may remind you of Pani Poni Dash which is as random and comical as this one. A MUST WATCH if you want to relax.
Type: Slice of Life, comical and random.
Rating 10/10

Nodame Cantabile

Another awesome anime which is almost similar to honey and clover just that instead of arts... they focus on MUSIC!!!!! Orchestral music! GYABO!!!! Nodame is damn kawaii and hentai! LOL. VERY VERY VERY NICE ANIME TO WATCH!!!!!! WATCH IT PEOPLE!
Type: Musical, comedy love story.
Rating: 10/10Owh, And I watched the live action too. I will count this into the list of my 20 anime movies, dramas and series I watched.
The Story in the life action is a bit off but the react the same ending anyway. The actress playing Nodame really looked like Nodame and Chiaki was like Chiaki. Watch the live series if you cant get enough of the anime like me.

Kenkou Zenrakei Suieibu UmishoHoly shit this anime is damn perverted! But at the same time is is really damn funny! I wont say much about this anime. You guys just have to watch it and find out what's the hype all about! KYA!!!!!! (Sorry for the partial nudity but I know you guys aren't that innocent anyway.)

Type: Swimming comedy anime
Ratings: 10/10

The Cat Returns (Movie)

This anime movie by Studio Ghibli is way awesome. I just love the way they do their story telling. It's not lame like what we usually have from story telling animes but this movie is worthwhile to watch. Xd
Type: Supernatural, school girl, cat adventure anime movie.
Rating: 10/10

The Girl Who Leapt through Time(Movie)This anime is unbelievably nice. Either way, it tells the story of how one can try to change the past but realize that by changing the past actually brings misfortunes. XD

Type: Time travel, adventure drama
Rating: 10/10

Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori

"Do you want to try dying once? Ippen shindemiru?" Wakaka...After I watched the first season I was dying to get my hands on the Hell Girl's second season. And thanks to Ei Chi's direction to a online anime streaming website www.cruncyroll.com I was able to watch this. And I tell you, although this anime is not comical, but the ending was superb. I loved how the story ends. I dont want to spoil this for those who wanna watch just let me say that this is one hell of a good anime.
Type: Horror drama
Rating:9.4/10

Potemayo

To start things of this anime is really really weird and as you can tell from the title it is meant to be funny. AND IT IS! I was laughing my head of with the comical acts in this anime. A must watch if you want to have a good laugh.
Type: Supernatural, funny chibi anime
Ratings: 9.2/10 (The cuteness and potemayo annoys me sometimes)

Binbo Shimai Monogatari

The tale of two poor sisters getting by with their lives after their parents died. A very heart warming story with its funny moments.
Type: Sisters, livelihood, A slice of Life drama
Rating:9.2/10

High School Girls

This anime is higly perverted but not to the extent of hentai. XD. It is really funny and it depicts the life of three high school girls in facing their life in high school. LOL.
Type: highscool, ecchi and comedy
Rating: 9.0/10

Hand Maid May

This anime is funny and comical and it has the same background like Vhobits which dictates robots acting like humans, having feelings and all. But Chobits have darker settings than this one so it makes this one ideal for watching if one wishes to lessen their stress levels.
Rating:8.9/10

Kanon 2006

At first I thought this anime was lame after I found the link from youtube while watching Clannad. Oh by the way, Clannad is coming out on the 13 of January!!!! dammit! Anyways, if you're finding a outlet if you miss Clannad, Kanon 2006 should be able to give you something nice to watch for the time being. LOL. Worthy to watch in my opinion.

By the way, the songs for this anime is nice. So please mind downloading them XD.

Type: Drama, supernatural, comical, love, hate story.
Ratings: 8.9/10

Asatte No Houkou

A kid wishing to be a grown up... discovers that she grew up after making a wish at the wishing stone. However, the person who was a grown up shrunk back into a kid. The kid now grown up to give his brother happiness now faces her life as a grown up. XD
Type: Supernatural, comedy, love, family and a slice of life anime
Ratings: 8.4/10

Damekko Doubutsu

This anime also oddly reminds me of Crayon Shin Chan because each episode is only about 15minutes long and I think it is targetted for children. LOL. Either way it was nice to watch and had its funny moments. This anime tells the story of a useless wolf who wound up in an useless forest with other useless inhabitants. LOL. Useless anime LOL.
Type: Comedy, forest animal anime
Rating:7.8/10

Shinigami No Ballad

Shinigami. Death Gods are supposed to be scary not cute!!!!! LOL. either way this anime is 6 episodes long and has almost the same story telling of Jigoku Shoujo just that it is not dark at alll. Momo is the kind Shinigami who helps people who dead people left behind around after the people who the people loved died.
Type:Magical drama
Rating: 7.2/10

REC

REC is a worth while anime to watch since it's about 8 short episodes long but there are some things about the anime I didn't quite like such as the far fetched story. And there aren't as many funny parts as I hoped there'd be.
Type: Showbiz, love and setbacks anime.
Ratings: 6.8/10

Hanbun Ga Tsuki Noboru Sora

The story of a ill guy who fell in love with a even more sickly girl. Withness their tragedy unfold before your eyes. Watch it if you have no other nicer anime to watch
Type: Bed ridden, tragedy love drama
Ratings: 5.2/10

Happy Lesson The Final OVA

Although this anime does have it's funny moments but it's not enough for those seeking for nice animes to watch. Steer clear away from this anime unless you have like 2-3 hours to spare since there is only 3 eps.

Type:Harem and ecchi (hehe, Ei Chi) type anime
Ratings: 4.2/10

This is one hell of a long post. Bear with me.

This is a compilation of things that had happened to me prior to my return to kuching. It lists all the things that i wanted to blog about but didn't get the chance or more like lazy to . Well, what can be expected from intec's computer which provides inadequate surfing security.

Enough complaining as i am well off from intec. Woohoo.

To start things off:

Few weeks ago, I bunked with my dad at KL's Mandarin Hotel. It was during tests so I rather did not have the mood to really go KL but regardless who can deny me of food and a nice place to crash during test. Who else would not take the advantage right? Chemistry exams was nipping on my ass at that time but i didnt give squat... shoved my face full of nice food and I was fat and happy back to the slaughterhouse. I narrowly escaped death when it finally dawned on me that IT WAS THE SEMESTER's FINAL !!!! WARGH!

Here's a few pics i snapped using my lousy Nokia handphone 's camera. Ahhh, finally I am getting my hands on my brothers camera. Wakakakaak i don't mind the second hand porfole of the camera but anything is better than my original BenQ 2 megapixel camera. I am so happy I can kill someone.

This is a pic I took when I celebrated Happy Deepavali with my roommates in SACC mall in Shah Alam. The retarded looking guy on the far left is me, the one looking like a gangster (white T-shirt) and wanted for multiple sexual offences is Peter, the suai ge sitting at the corner (blue T) is Lii Chyuan the official si fu because his knowledge of the underground world *wink* *nod nod* is vast.... sorry ladies. He is occupied at the moment. No shock at all, a guy his calibre can find one in a matter of seconds. The one looking almost as retarded as me (drinking pepsi) is Thiru. Thiru= Tiru. We made a mental note not to sit next to him in tests. The one taking the photo is Bala.

EVENT!!!! THE WORTH OF ME!!!!

Anyways, one morning I woke up as usual and got ready for my exam day when suddenly I saw Peter pulling out his handphone and snapping pictures. Here's a following conversation

Hilary: (sleepily) Oii Peter chai (Peter Kid) what doing you?
Peter: (deep voice) Checking out my handphone's camera. *points camera*
Hilary: (shock) Dun take photo of me!
Peter: (serious (He is always serious)) Not taking photo of you
Hilary: Then what photo are you taking?
Peter: *stares*
Hilary: Huh? *Turns and look*
Hilary: ........................

****The following maybe be subject to overexaggeration, paranoia and pure randomness. It may actually not contain any truth, proof or any importance in your life whatsoever. If you even bother to squint your eyes to read these fine print, may I suggest you head down to your kitchen, grab a fork and start gauching your eyes out as least you guys have something better to do than read all these crap. Thanks for reading. At least there will be something on the headlines on the newspaper. "Teen poke eye out due to blog"

Rubbish? HE IS TAKING PHOTO OF RUBBISH>>>>>????!!!!!! I was so shocked. Why would people even take photo of rubbish? (By the way, check out the overflowing rubbish bin, I can see the Big Mac I ate kekeke) Anyways, Peter rather take photos of rubbish than me? What the????? Is Peter trying to send a message here?

*imitates Peter's voice*: Hilary- your face is not as nice as this pile of rubbish. He... he... hee

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *drowns in self pity*

I better kill myself.............
If only it is that easy. Sigh. Oh well, I took a photo of our apartment though .

It is as dirty and bad as it looks. Actually I am honouring the room by actually posting a pic of it on my blog. There you go. Oh well, moving on


OMG!!! A MEANINGFUL CONVERSATION!!!

After during the days after maths or statistics test, my friends and I gathered a round at our living room/ study room and started studying for our upcoming exam. Well, Bala was studying, I was daydreaming and Lii Chyuan was reading the news paper.

Suddenly out of nowhere Lii Chyuan became transfixed with a passage. Here's our following conversation, by the way, Peter is not in at that time. He's out dating.

Lii Chyuan: *serious* Malaysian varsities is not in top 100 list.
Hilary: *dreams* I wish I was in kuching
Bala: No shock, education standard has dropped these years.
Hilary: *snap* (OMG, is this the first meaningful conversation?)

Yep, I was in a state of shock as I spent my whole life talking crap. This is probably the closest to my reaction at that time. It is like NANI!!!!!!!!! Then, it dawns on you. OMG....... meaningful conversation! NOOOO!!!!!!

Lii Chyuan: Seeing this makes me feel very disappointed. Our vasities last time could get top 20 now we are not even in the list.
Hilary: Makes sense, our education syllabus is pretty forgiving on us. It is not as hard compared to other countries, I think.
Lii Chyuan: It is good but still average.
Bala: They seriously need to upgrade the standards....

*The following is lost due to error in memory management of the regions of the frontal lobe of the brain. If you actually thought that I would actually remember all the details of this conversation 4 weeks after it happened, you must be crazy and I have just the medicine for that. Walk to the nearest roadside, stand in the middle of it and do the chicken dance. If you actually do it and survive, you are not crazy anymore. You have achieved the path of insanity. Congratulations. Anyways, most parts of this conversation are really heated debate and boring to outsiders just that it seemed fun at that instant. And also I was freaking bored at that time. *

( An eternity 1 hour later)
Hilary: Wah, Lii Chyuan, you are so political.
Lii Chyuan: *denies* Where got?
Bala: Our future Minister of Education
Hilary: Minister of Sexual Education I will vote for you wahahaha.
Lii Chyuan: Cyeh
Hilary:No wonder chicks dig you.
Lii Chyuan: .......
(End of conversation) The next thing that happened is that I went to disturb Peter 's stuff. Lii Chyuan began cutting out the article and pasting it on the board.

Lii Chyuan with the newspaper cutting.There he is, Our future minister. Please vote.

Then, I was off to disturb Peter, you know since he didn't come back yet at that time. We are worried something bad might happen to him so we prepared our selves mentally.So I added a toilet paper roll and make it looked like an altar praying to the dead. XD Too bad it was premature. He came back alive......

Damn.

SEMESTER FINALS EXAM! Studying.

No!!!!!!!!!!! I am stuck in this HELL HOLE!!!!

Nothing much to be said actually. Just that exam rambling wont be complete with out pictures so i thought i dedicate this section to post about my exam period.

Sorry for the sideways view, but I was lazy to rotate it so bear with me ya. XD. These two are studying chemistry for the final exam, chem 101. What am I doing right, snapping pics rather than studying.

Peter studies 24/7 so the test was already in his hands. Here he is asking questions which are difficult to solve by my standards. Thats why he always asks others than me. I am the person with the lowest IQ there.

Here are my emotions during the exams.

1 month before the testHilary: Yay, still got one more month... weeeeee~~~~

3 weeks before examHilary: Still got time.... ohohohohoho

2 weeks before examHilary: When is the test again? I don't have the schedule. Got cover this topic meh?

1 week before examHilary: Peter..... can borrow your notes to photostate? *puppy dog eyes*
Peter: No
Hilary: *shock* SO blunt!Hilary: Noooooooo!!!!!!

3 days before exams:Hilary: Fine, I guess I will study now.

2 days before examPeter: You know that Maths exam is going to be hard?
Hilary: WHAT!!!!!!
Peter: Our maths teacher is setting the test
Hilary: Let me see your examples
Peter: Nah
Hilary: ..........Hilary: WhAT! THE ! FUCK! IS! THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peter: Hard aaaa
Hilary: ........... *dies*

1 days before exam:
Bala: Lets do past years
Hilary & Peter & Thiru : OK
Bala: Use laptop
Hilary: STUPID DESKTOP!!!! WARGH!!!! PENTOK!!!!!
The day of examHilary: This is the pits
Hilary: *grin* I guess I will have to do whatevers necessary to pass wahahahah *evil laughter*

1 hour before test
Hilary:Dammit, I cant cheat....

3 minutes before test:

Hilary: *praying for divine intervention.

During test:

Hilary: WARGH!!!!!!! THE PART I DIN STUDY COME OUT!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!

Aftermath:
Hilary:*sob* failure..............

Well, after exams over. Lii Chyuan had to go to Melaka. So at the cafeteria, I took a photo of him eating.
The fried chicken is the best dish they have there. Which is kinda pitiful.

MOVIE DAY! BALLS OF FURY.

Me and Bala and Thoru went to catch a movie. In the end at midvalley, they went to watch some Tamil movie while ME, ALLLONNNEEE went to watch balls of fury. Mah, it aint fun to watch a movie by yourself.My pissed off look. More pissed than bored.

I was so bored that I even read my novel in the cinema.

About the movie, the movie itself was pretty poorly scripted with randomness. Randomness is not bad but when they try to make it look sensible, it just aint funny no more. Cliche's in this movies are really abundant. For instance,

1. Hot chick falls for ugly dude out of nowhere in the middle of the story. Makes no fucking sense.

2. The Dragon is a little girl. Expected

3. Underground pingpong tournament. Wow, innovative.

4. They make a mockery of pingpong.

5. The bad guys are defeated so easily

6. The villian is gay.

7. Happy ending. I would like if the ending makes no sense like Blades of Glory

All in all this movie was a lame ripoff of Blades of Glory. Don't watch if you have already watched Blades of Glory.

Overrated.

Anyway I saw a really nice fashion design.
Presenting, todays style,

EVENING GOWN exposing ASS
Whew, that must be some evening gown. I would like to see someone wear that to party.

Well, being a guy and all I cant help imagining how would a pretty girl look in that....
What?
I memang hiaw one what.
Then
SUDDENLY
MY MIND
WONDERED
IF MOST RICH GIRLS ARE OLD HAGS WITH THICK MAKEUP
EXPOSING THEIR WRINKLED ASS IN FRONT OF ME
Then,
my mind snapped
my stomach churned like an industrial washing machine
the sickness in my soul that i had never felt before

THE ULTIMATE WEAPON OF DESTRUCTION
An old hag wearing this would bring any army on its knees the soldiers bleeding from every hole they have on their body. Forget NUCLEAR WEAPONS.

DAMN YOU MIND!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! I would never look at skimpy dresses the same way again.
If more guys experience this, I think sexual-related cases would be less.


BUTCHERY OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

Coining words is fine by me. But when English is coined from basement to besmen? That is butchery. Besides underground carpark in BM should remain as tempat meletak kereta bawah tanah. Please, besmen? An insult to the best man in weddings.

This sign is particularly found at SACC mall Shah Alam.

The day prior to going to Christopher's apartment

Well, before that I would like to say that stuff about animal abuse is overrated. Especially abuse of domestic animals such as cats.
Homeless cats enjoy a better lifestyle than their ancestors. Here's a few examples.

1.They enjoy nice place to take afternoon naps.

Presenting executive cat:

Here's a cat sleeping on the comforts of an office chair. It sure beats sleeping on the floor. I named this cat, boss neko-chan Killer Mccat.

This is its sidekick, sleeping on a less comfortable but still more comfortable than the floor, plastic chair. I shall name him, Assassin Mccat, side kick nekochan.

2. They eat and grow fat like Garfield.

Here's a pic of Assassin Mccat. See how fat he is? Probably from all the COOKED meat it ate. Better than raw meat right. SEE? These cats are living a luxurious life.

However with all that said and done animal cruelty still exists.
This cat was run over by a bike or a car. It has lost both of its rear legs and cannot run. It had to drag itself along the pavement. (People I met so far hate cats so they aren't too particularly bothered about it.) However, this is cruel. Probably it is the cats fault for sleepily near a tyre. Sad. However I could only watch helplessly as it struggles to move around. I was late to meet up with Chris who was rushing me to go to his place.



FEW DAYS WITH CHRIS!

After tests i spent about 4 to 5 days at chris' apartment. We went to Emgamall together and ate sushi king. Got my brain numbed out by the wasabi. Okane in my wallet ran out quickly than an army ration. XD The most shocking thing is I met my old tuition friend timothy at the Sushi King working there part time. He says he is in sunny college? more like sunway. Anyone knows sunny college please pm me.

We ate pizza hut twice there. Personal set dinner. One time we were so hungry that we ate two personal sets. The guys in the pizza parlour was dumbfucked.

Pizza waiter: What would you like to have sir?
Chris: I would like to have 2 sensasi delight
Pizza guy: *blink blink*
Hilary: Me 2.
Pizza: *Glares* Okay...

We came to regret that decision as our stomach was close to exploding. I felt like vomiting that time oso.4 personal sets

It is still a miracle that we actually finished that.

When we went to midvalley, there was a exhibition going on. On foreign food and beverages. There is imported wine, bread, cakes and many more. I thought of buying something but my silent screams of my wallet prevented me from doing so.

Wally(wallet): No Hilary! Do not submit to the devil
Hilary:*ignore* Everything looks foreign and nice.
Wally: Please I am begging you..... no!!!!!!!! *poke*
Hilary:*senses a slight pain in my thigh* Ow....? Hmmm... Maybe not.

A couple of middle aged men riding a jeep/buggy/ antique vehicle. (me and Chris can agree how to classify the vehicle. Well, they can get to enjoy the open air. Carbon monoxide, sulphur dioxide, tar and smoke. Have fun guys. See you in my office 6 years from now.The entrance to Sunway pyramid. It is my first time there so I didn't realize that this was actually the side entrance. Went here to catch a movie. Any movie.The interior. Well, like a kampung boy I gazed around like a retard looking amazed. The skating ring. Someday I will try to skate. Well, Bala, Peter and Thiru planned to come here some time next semester. So I will get my chance of walking around like a duck.

There wasnt any nice movie to watch so me and Chris catched a random horror flick called Shrooms which detailed a bunch of crackheads heading in a jungle to get high on mushrooms. I wont tell much of the story here but the whole thing wasnt scary but the music is the thing which made is scary. I am not a fan of Horror movies myself and this is the first horror flick i watched in 5 years? I think more than than that. Anyway, the twist at the end of the story was unexpected for me so I think it made a decent film to pass time. (Note: BOTH CHRIS AND I WAS SCARED OK?)
I am not going to watch anymore horror flicks for a long time

Chris also brought me to Ipoh Coffee house which serves the best coffee in Subang Jaya. I think. The coffee there is good, almost up toi par with the coffee back in Kuching's Kenyalang kopitiam. It is expensive though but worth the money. The setting is nice for a good chat with your buddies. A cool place to just sit back, talk and hang out

Chris, posing at Ipoh Coffee House.We also played pool in Asia cafe. Well, both Chris and Faye are pros so it is no wonder that I lost to them on all occasions.

I AM LEAVING ON A JET PLANE......

I caught sight of this large lolipop for sale at the LCCT airport. Then my sick mind start playing back a dialogue in Beer Fest. "How many licks to get to the centre of the lolipop." If you can decipher this, congratulations, you are officially a pervert.Beerfest, a movie to watch when you are free.

When i was on the plane, eyes wandering off and such, I caught hold of something i overlooked. When the plane was about to lane, the flaps actually cause a mini swirly, tornado like line of vapor. Reminds me of the small things in life which people tend to overlook.

For instance,
1. The tiny little things floating in the air after a rain or when you look closely enough.
2. How nice your mum's cooking.
3. The smell of freshly cut grass.

The small things in life. XD.


WEDDING OF RELATIVE.

Wow, a wedding. Sounds fun!!!

Not really.

It is an occasion where you, a teenager, surrounded by loud brats and elders, are thrusted into a situation where you run to avoid any confrontation with the elder relatives.

They will ambush you like a pack of guerilla fighters and bombard you with small arms fire until the leader somes in with an RPG and blows you to smitherins.

Aunty 1: Wah, you grow thinner (*A tactical pistol*)
(-5)Hilary (HP95/100) : Reli ka? No la. (CRAP! Need backup)
Aunty 2: Hows your studies? ( *MP5 Submachinegun*)
(-20)Hilary(HP 75/100): Ok la. (Urgh... Taking fire need assistance)
Uncle: When you come back? (AK47)
(-35) Hilary (HP 40/100): A week ago. (*struggles for survial*......)
Elder: One day you get married you must invite us. Hehehehe..... (RPG)

(-100) Hilary *OVERKILL* (HP -60/100): *smiles awkwardly* (*dies*)

I am sure you guys has experienced this before.

But I actually got something nice out of this. I got angpaus for bringing delicacies for the bride and the groom and although I received an awkward comment from the bridegroom *zu fu ni kuai thien chie huen* (Hope you get married quickly)

I was dumbfucked but I smiled. Hey, he is probably the happiest man alive then.

The bride and the groom and the stuoid cameraman who kept blocking my shots! The Hinghua trading of desert with boiled eggs. I dunno what the dish is called but the couples are supposed to feed each other with that. Does any weddings to this? Please pm me is you do.

When the camera guy is gone, the elder blocked my shot.