Cooking stuff hillabilly style. XD

Well, today I had my Chemical 3a practical exam.

Wish I hope I didnt screw up. AHahahaahahaha

Prolly I will anyway.

Anyway,

After the test I came back to my campus (Cemara) my roommate, I decided to help Chewie to cook something called Chicken Soup.

Chicken Soup for the soul indeed.

Anyway...............
The previous night we argued about whether to cook chicken soup or chicken broth.

I was supporting chicken broth cause we had the recipe.

He was inclining to chicken soup.

In the end, since he is the one who wanted to cook he went with Chicken Soup. So here we are at Giant buying stuff to cook.....

i) Stir fry button mushrooms, small baby corn and choi sam
ii) Chicken soup

I only can tell the ingredients exactly for the stir fry mushroom crap.

i) One pack of baby corn
ii) One bundle of choi sam
iii) one can of button mushroom
iii) Half of a red onion
iv) a pinch of salt
v) some oil
vi) a bit of luck
vii) a bit of love
viii) a bit of sweat
ix) and a sense of humour and adventure

Now you are ready.

First.....
Mutilate the baby corn by snapping them in half and and removing those anal husk-like thing that is stuck on the corn surface

Then, cut them into two like a samurai cleaving his opponent into two bite-size pieces.

Then, prepare the button mushrooms. For this you must first acquire the perk of can opening skillz.... which I forgot to equip on the start up menu !!!!!! Argh, forgot to set the perk......
(Reference to COD4)

Then, wash the mushrooms and make quick work of the mushrooms by cutting them into fours. Imagining mutilating your enemies while doing this.

Then set aside the now mutilated mushrooms and turn your attention to the red onion as the next victim of your cooking death run,

Grab it like how you will grab a persons neck before snapping it after washing it under running tap water ..... and cut mercilessly into two halves. Then laugh maniacally as you cut up the red onions into pieces.

Then, following closely is the choi sam. As usual make quick work of the choi sam by breaking them into bite size pieces as if you are breaking someone's arms or legs.

(I find cooking more fun if I think this way so bite me if you disagree with my methods)

Then wash the vegetables that you had killed so far before cooking.

Warm the oil the pan..... I am using the hot plate so I didnt get the actual results that I want...

Anyway, when oil is hot, put the red onions first and watch them fry........................ hehehehehe

The followed quicky by the button mushrooms and baby corn after you can smell the red onions cooking off in the pan...

Choi sam goes in last....

Let them cook.

While you play cs or something

Come back, stir a bit..... add salt or soy sauce, your taste. Up to you.

Then finally, serve hot.

well visit http://crapbychewie.blogspot.com/2009/02/anyone-can-cook.html for full recipe.

The nerve of some people.

Some people are such arse-holes.

Damn,
I don't know if they are genuinely assholes or just plain stupid lacking common sense that makes us humans.

This is my encounter with such assholes:

I was in the library nicely surfing the mid-****ingly slow internet connection

My original computer that was given to be my the library clerk was permanently glued to the startuop screen. So I decided to change computer...... without telling the clerk. Well, it is partially my fault some people can find ways to be flexible.

But not this asshole.
Anyway,
Time passed and some girl was assigned the computer that I am already on.

Seeing that I was there, she approached me and I said while making this face ------> XD

"Ahaha, sorry ya. My comp... bla bla bla.... can u use another comp for a while? Please"

I was being super nice here. The girl smiled and left and used the comp behind me.

Okay problem solved. Both parties happy.

Along came Asshole

You can tell he is retarded by the way he walks
And by the way he speaks
And by the clothes he wears
Basically everything about him emits retardiness (I am not sure if this is a word)

(Yes, it is a he.... a fucking disgrace to my own species)

*(My IE restarted on me this period so I was already more tu lan than I am already am.) *

If it was a female I would have prolly written it off as a girl in her PMS.

Anyway,

He approached me and said," This is my comp"

I said," FUCK YOU ASSHOLE <----thought I regreted not saying this. Can u use another comp? (Mind you there are 30 free computers and only one damaged (mine))

He said, " I will use your comp..." and sat down at my original place

I said," Dude, that com is stuck at the start up screen"

He said, " Oh, in that case I want my comp back (This i am guessing cuz he is speaking so softly like he had just commited some type of crime) ". The return for being nice.....

I looked at him, staring blankly giving him the " Dude, there are 30 plus computers here, just fucking choose one"

He placed his stuff on my desk. Before I CAN EVEN SAY "YEA SURE,"

I was like "KNN CCB. MCB. CB. CLC, asshole......"

At that moment, I felt like doing this.

Not wanting to argue so I left. But right now I am blogging behind him. AND THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE IS NOT EVEN SURFING THE NET!!!!!! I DOUBT HE EVEN KNOWS HOW AN INTERNET WORKS.

Ahahahahahahaha

I hope his dick rots.

No, I hope his dick get so badly infected that it is swollen with pus and have maggots feeding on its dead flesh.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA.