Tag from Eichi..... about eichi

Welll...... three post in one month. Not bad for a lazy, lead assed bastard like myself. hehe. Anyway to cut matters short cuz I am still a lazy assed being and that I am blogging from the INTEC library which connection seems to fail me a lot so here goess... A tag about eichi http://eichi17.blogspot.com/

Part One 1.

What is the relationship of you and her?

She is my master sifu. that's why I call her Eichi-sama or ecchi-sama since she is the master of all this cheeky and naughty.

2. Your five impressions towards him/her.

Amazing to be first. I never meet anyone personally who can draw like her.

Randomness is another fact. Seldom meet someone who likes being random at times. The world needs less logic and more randomness. LOL

She is a paraphilic. For she married her camera (she states that in one of her post)

She enjoys pentok (pentok= turn over tables which means throw a fit) over things like assignments or just for plain fun like me.

Loves talking crap.... well who doesnt?

3. The most memorable thing she/he had done for you.

Hmmmm...... playing maple story last time LOL.

4. The most memorable thing she/he had said to you.

"Teme.... Hil-chan. PENTOK!!!" quote, unquote.

5. If she/he become your lover, you will...

I will kick her into a giant well just like in the movie 300. Or slit her throat like in The Sweeney Todd movie. LOLOL. Or slit her throat first then kick her into a well LOL. That way they will never find the body. Hahahahahaha. *evil grin*

6. If she/he become your enemy, you will...

i'm a forgiving person. i will just make her to become my lover. And repeat what is stated above. LOLOLOL

(QUESTION 5 and 6 are just jokes ok. Eichi-sama gomen nasai!!!!)

If she/he become your lover, she/he has to improve on...

Being more ecchi than usual. Pentok more often. Hehehe

8. If she/he become your enemy, the reason is...

hmmmmm........ many reasons can be stated. One thing is if she becomes my lover she will definitely become my number 1 enemy also. hehehe

9. The most desirable thing to do on her/him is?

Kill her... koros LOL. Put her in a sailor uniform and she will probably look like nagato from Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya....

Oh....... Nagato~~~~ XD

10. The overall impression of her/him is?

My master....... MASTER SIFU!!!!

11. How do you think the people around you will feel about you?

Most of them wont feel anything about me. they will just ignore me. LOL.

12. The character of you for yourself is?

RANDOMNESS RULESSSS

13. On contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?

LOGIC SUCKS!!!!!!

14. The most ideal person that you wanna be is?

Me. An useless lazy assed clumsy blurrr..... ignored being.

Part Two

1. Each player of this game starts off with 15 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself.

2. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 15 weird things/habits/little known facts as well as state the rules clearly.

3. At the end, you need to choose 10 people to be tagged and list their names. (THIS I IGNORE)

4. No tags back! (I EVEN IGNORE THIS)

fact#1 I am NOT a virgin Wow, imagine if that is true. hehe, I am still single but people says that i ahve a girlfriend.

fact#2 I have a small fetish for girls with glasses but that is a very small factor indeed.

fact#3 I love sentimental music but some classifies me as a rock and roll type

fact#4 When I study, I dun count study as reading something once. Study for me is reading something at least three time and I have 95% of the book memorized

fact#5 I am ugly.... wait.... everybody knows that already

fact#6 i have zero fashion sense. my style is always being depicted as 'old man wear' or "something out of reject pile of a designer"

fact#7 I have a guitar.... SHOCK!!!! I bought it recently and my master at the moment is Chewie

fact#8 I can turn anyone into a cheeky bastard very fast... just ask Thiru (my once innocent roommate)

fact#9 I have a very good grasp on the ancient art of eavesdropping. I can hear whispers going on in the class and intercept them like an interceptor module

fact#10 I sleep on someone's stomach because it feels so nice.

fact#11 The way my mind processes stuff can be too weird at times

fact#12 I am not GAY!!!!!!.....

fact#13 I AM NOT GAY stop asking me or looking at me like I am!!!!!

fact#14 I love guns and knives and all things that can kill. Just ask anybody

fact#15 I hate myself

HEHE..... now I tag,

Chewie,

Ei chi (back to you)

faye

Cheong

Tom

hippopotatomoose

Hana

and others who have time on their grubby fingers. LOl

Tag day LOLOLOL

One funny about Cemara's Internet is that whenever I want to do something online, it becomes so freaking damn slow that I am seriously seriously pissed with it.



Anyway, just two days ago I wrote The tale a Heart so here I announce that Chapter 2 is on the way once I find my stash of weed the time to do so. Anyway, today I am to answer Kenneth's tag

Yay. Here goes....

5 Things Found In Your Bag :
- Old bills and tissue paper (I think it has been there for almost two years now... or 5 years since I got the bag from my brother and I cant seem to remember that I even put tissues in it)
- A torn exam pad filled with notes that I never actually read
- A notebook on japanese words (yes I am benkyoo-ing Japanese now)
- A big pencil case with staplers, 4 erasers, 5 pencils, 2 red pens, 6 blue pens that some finished di but never throw...... and pieces of paper.
- Core Maths textbook that I usually carry around

5 Things Found In Your Purse/Wallet
- Munneh...... wait.... scratch that..... its gone.
- Coins and lots of it(the only thing always in abundance)
-Cards galore - Taxi numbers, Bank Cards (BSN, Bank Islam, CIMB), Tesco card and Bonuslink
- A hidden 100 dollar note stashed safely.
- Old receipts.

5 Favourite Things In My Room :–
- Dust
- My guitar
- My books
- My pathetic comp
- My shirts strewn all around as it gives the busy student look LOL

5 Types of Humans :– (here I have to agree with Hippopotatomoose here)
- Those who rule with brute force or iron fist (My lectures and my mum LOL)
- Those who rule with sheer manipulation (Some people I know)
- Those who subject to their ruling (me to my mum of course.... to lecturers its VIVAAAA LA RESISTANCEEE~~!!)
- Those who oppose their ruling and die miserably in a horrible lonesome death (Like me when I argue with the girls in my class)
- Those who sit back and laugh at my unfortunate events!!! (that would be my roommates)

5 Things I’ve Always Wanted To Do :–
- Have sex!
- Go for strip shows
- Run around naked
- Masturbating
- Peeping

(IF YOU BELIEVE ALL THAT, You MUST BE A REAL RETARD or so convinced that I am nothing but a PERVERTED BASTARD..... wait..... shit. I am a PERVERTED BEING)

5 Things you’re currently into:–
- My guitar
- Sleeping
- Japanese girls, preferably naked ehem language
- Stabbing someone with a chopstick just for the heck off it
- Pulling some girls' ponytails (Yes Isabel, when u come back Kuching there shall be this in store for ou muahahah)

5 Programs you always use in comp :–
- Firefox
- Kapersky (INTEC deadly cocktail of virus will strike again)
- Microsoft Word and Powerpoint
- MSN messenger
- Soliatre

5 Websites I always visit :–
- what kind of stupid question is this? Of course none other than porn Facebook
- Gendou... download anime songs
- Onemanga... manga source
- Gamefaqs.... game guide source
- Hotmail

And of course after all is said and done back to more porn....

HEHE, of course that was a joke. Ah its getting late so see ya guys around Oh and I tag,

Eichi
Hana
Cheong
Faye
And those who have nothing better to do.... LOL

The tale of a heart

(This is just a rambling or sort.... dont pay any heed to this. I feel the need to write something)

Pretty emotional when I wrote this post so bear with me. If your not into emo stuff pls just dont read this. And go watch Youtube or something.

For the sake of this post I will write this in Italics.

How long have Heart wondered in this state of thought, constant torture and pain engulfed its long battered state, crying out for help like a martyr burnt alive on a stake but with a no relief in sight. How long, Heart wonder, have it let temptation carve its own path until became what Heart had never wanted itself to become.

Why?

Why indeed..... that is "why" is only a word which brings forth a question which that the Heart grows a desire which can only sought answer to be relieved of inquiry.
An answer

Yes, truly Heart wonder, what answer that will be told to me, Heart mused.

With that paradigm, the heart set waited for a long time. Too long a time indeed the heart sat waited.

So long that even the expression of time itself loses its meaning indeed.

The heart now grow disconcertingly, stepping dangerously the boundary of paranoia and second-guessing.
The Heart now wasn't like the Heart back then for the Heart, filled with youth and vigor was unfazed by anything as it was its own master.

Truly a joy indeed.

Many does not know the joy of being free from temptation, to be persistently vibrant and full of innocence as a meadow of white water lilies bathed in spring's soft sunlight. Even so such expression by itself in an understatement.

Young was the Heart then. Innocent was the Heart then. So bathed with overflowing bliss the Heart was by those who cared for him so.

Till it was tempted by cruel fate.....
Not fate some say, for it was destiny that intertwined them.

Heart grew as the beast of Time strode menacingly by, unknown to any being of the world, sneering and grinning for It knows not even the Heart who controls many beings could escape from Time. It was for Time stood so high and mighty since the start and so it will be for eternity, controlling the fate of others as mere tools.... like dolls on a puppeteer's stages, moving as the Time commanded them to be.

So as destiny seemed fit, it was so that a maiden, strode by the length of Heart's eyesight as he was enjoying the morning dawn sun for you see, it enjoyed the feeling the rays left on it as they caressed its body so lightly.

Heart was curious as a cat at first for He had not known such being even existed. Sure, he had met Greed, a truly horrid monster it was, living further away from this part of the world in the very much gladness of Heart for he not know how to deal with Greed if it ever set foot on Heart's ground. There was Honesty, a magnificent creature with beautiful wings flying ever so high and mighty above the skies as if the skies are limitless and not even once it was bound to the ground like the Heart.

Virtue and Bravery, were Heart's guardians. Clad in glistening armour they were, armed with swords and spears, they stood tall and proud, overlooking Greed and other foul creatures' land and guarding the boundaries of Heart's land. Maybe for these two, no beast even dared to set foot on Heart's land.

Heart had known also Kindness, a jolly fellow creature who bore on its body awkward clothes but somehow seem to fit its character as like the Sun goes with the Moon. Its clothes were too big for its stout figure but nonetheless, it does not seem to bother it at all. Heart very much liked Kindness, for it had the best stories to tell.

Many other creatures had the Heart known. From horrible to all that is good and right, he had known them all.

However, this creature in front of it, were all too strange for it for it had not appeared in any wildest dream it had nor any furthest land it had ventured.

Closer it went to the maiden. Then a few steps back.
Closer it went again, shifting between fear of this new being and curiosity.

One step
Two....
Three....
Then without it even noticing, Heart found itself near to the maiden.... not so correct in fact. But near to ones eyes at one might say.

From where it stood, body hugged so low to the ground that the blades of leaves caressed against it, it watched silently, intrigued.

How stunningly beautiful was the Maiden was.....
How extravagantly clothed was the Maiden
Gold linen robe flowed down her curved body, hugging gently to her fair white skin like fresh fell snow. Her dark hair, shone brightly in the sunlight that would put even the shiniest of pearls worth to nothing but dust.
Heart gazed and gazed.

What wonderful sight..... it thought.

To its horror, the Maiden turned and walked towards it. Floating more exactly as if invisible angels were whisking her off the ground.
Heart hid.... but to no avail. The Maiden discovered him.

"What is it do you seek for setting your eyes on me? Though you may not be aware, but I know you were watching me for some time now." Maiden asked. Her voice bathed Heart with a feeling that Heart could not comprehend. But it was delightful.

"Be not alarmed fair maiden for I meant no harm. Just curiosity got the better hold of me you see," Heart paused, thinking of what to say next. An awkward silence lingered.

"If it may not be much too ask, may I know of your name and where you hail from?" Heart asked after much difficulty.

Maiden flushed, and answered meekly, "I am called Love. A creature by the name of Time brought me here from a place i could not recall I am afraid"

As the tale goes on, Heart and Love grew fonder. At a point in which they became almost as one. Heart had not known such joy even existed and tranced by Maiden's beauty and company. No one thought what that was unfolding in front of their very eyes were destined to be nothing more than pain and suffering.

Cept for one. WISDOM.

Wisdom, old and aged the creature maybe, but nonetheless experienced it was. For it knew, Love was a maiden long before Heart's eyes were even laid upon her, but not a truly beautiful maiden as Heart perceived Love to be. For you see, within Love carried terrible dark omens.
Wisdom knew who was the culprit, for it was Time a creature so detested by even the others that it was shunned from the land of which Heart ruled for as long as Wisdom could remember. With Love's coming, Wisdom knew Heart was playing into Time's evil hands.

Warned the Heart Wisdom had but to no heed had the Heart paid Wisdom. Many occassions Wisdom tried to break Heart and Love apart for he knows what will become of Heart if he yields to Love's every will and whim.

But Heart, blinded by Love could not see what was unfolding before him. So he ordered Wisdom to be put away, far away, where Wisdom's words and warnings could not reach him.

Sad was the day Wisdom was put away. But Heart did not wept as many of the creatures did, for with Love it was content

Unknown to itself, Time was watching its own ploy unfolding nicely.

Finally, on a sunlit midday, Heart and Love met for the usual gathering they had always had. But that day was to be different, for you see, Heart was going to offer the best treasure in the land.
Long history the glass heart had... for it was made with Heart's own hands and into it Heart poured Heart's very own soul and feelings,
Into the glass carving of Heart itself, the soul of Heart with its accompaniment feelings resided together.
The glass heart have kept all of Heart's soul and feelings as long as Heart could rememebr and he treasured it so that he kept it well hidden from every being's view cept for himself but Heart was willing to hand it to Love, for he had to for he cared for Love deeply.

The Heart's glass heart.
Shall belong to Love that day.

However, came the time when Heart offered his glass heart, though its heart shoned brightly in Love's eyes, Love rejected it for you see, Love does not feel the same care as Heart did for her. A cruel thing to say indeed.

The glass heart that was given to her by Heart, she smashed to the ground.

It stung Heart like a thousand spear thrusted into his very soul. The skies cracked open from the middle of the skies, a dark and saddening brown cloud emerges and grew in a spiderweb-like formation covering the whole sky in its wake. Pain and anguish flowed into him. A feral scream was unleashed by Heart and it was heard even to the land where Wisdom was imprisoned in.

All had been too late.

Time had won like it always had. It had never known defeat and never shall. For it sent Love to break Heart and Love succeeded. Time brought life to Love and it set Love as a bait for Heart to reveal its true treasure for Time does not know where is it hidden. Love owed Time the deed so evil and to Time it seemed ill fitting of someone so beautiful to commit such dastardly deed. But all does not matter now to Time, for Time had won, and Heart will bend to its will however it wanted for you see, the glass heart contained all of Heart's true feelings. With that broken, Heart is but an empty vessel, yielding to anybody's will.

However, as cruel as Love had become as par wish of Time, she could not bear to see Heart suffer like so for you see Love was greater than Kindness as Love overpowered the clucthes of Time and picked up the glass heart and placed the pieces together as best as she could. But try as hard as she might, the pieces could never seem to be placed well with one another as it did before and the jagged ends of the glass pierced and stung her fingers. Carmine blood flowed from her delicate but now scarred hands.

Angered by Love's act, Time summoned Love away from Heart with its great shrilly and evil voice so sickening that it seemed to enveloped the World in pure disgust. Love feared Time greatly, for Time was her master so she obeyed and went off, leaving Heart lying on the ground, motionless.

Great was destiny was, for Heart did not perish that day while he was greatly wounded. For you see, Love managed to piece together the half that held Heart's soul. However, Heart was never the same again as the other half of the glass heart that stored Heart's feelings lay broken and in pieces it was being.

As Time was not heard nor was Love, Heart's soul grew weaker and vanishes bit by bit each passing dawn and dusk. Finally without the knowlegde of anyone, Heart carved out a statue of a beautiful maiden not like that of Love's look but still beautiful it was in the middle of the World. Made of no more than stone, rocks and mud it was born in three passing nights.

In the maiden's hand were a Harp and a scroll..... at her feet, Heart carved out in its own blood...... "Here stands testament of my Memories of Love and for as long as need be it will be beared by this here lovely maiden shall it be"

As a testament of that fateful day the statue stood, and Patience was the maiden's name.

For safeguarding, Heart placed half of the imperfect cracked glass heart which contained its soul on a great tall dias engulfed with great flames for the dias was named as Strength and plain sight it was of Bravery and Virtue so they could stand guard. And stand guard they shall for eternity as Heart, their master had commanded.

The rest of the broken glass heart containing Heart's feelings were placed in a dark gloomy bag of linen, the same breed of linen that Love once wore. Love? Treacherous indeed the woman, but not devoid of care she was. Sealed tightly with a coiled branch of thorned veins in which the pieces were, threatening to injure those who even came close.

Completing the following deed above, Heart dug a hole in the ground, deep into the ground, so deep it dug that it was said to reach the fires of the core of the World. With such great haste it dug that blood poured out of its scarred hands like a rainwater. When it was satisfied with the deepness that it had dug, it placed the linen bag into the hole... its thorns pierced it as Heart did so, a strong reminder of that day which had come to pass now. Then it filled the hole it dug with earth and upon the very spot he began building walls around it. Square in shape it was.

Many of the World thought of pity of Heart for they cared for it and they offered it counsel, especially Wisdom. But again it paid no heed for it was no longer the Heart everyone knew.

Many feet the walls rose into the air. With only one entrance he made it. Finally it was completed, a lifeless walled building of great depression was built upon the land. Ascended into the heavans it did. Eyes who fell on it turned away as first sight for it was very depressing even to the happiest of folks.

Heart called upon Wisdom and gave it a gold key of made. It said to Wisdom clearly but its voice strained by many deep sorrows held within,"Less not be this door opened less Love retuns to my side, if she ever returns. For treacherous as she was, I still cared for her deeply and this still lingers in my hurt and dying soul"

Reluctantly Wisdom agreed, honouring Heart's last request before the latching of locks were heard from other side of the entrance. And from there on Heart was never heard from again.

So this is the tale that is told to you with no lies whatsoever.
For I, the heart wrote this account as the Sun and Stars passed by over me many times and it is true down to every last word.
Like the rock the ocean beats against, I slowly start to fade away in great anguish, my cry soft but vividly projected to those who cared enough to listen closely to the sighs of mine for does not choose its listeners.

Few came forth to my walls seeking entrance but of course they saw no heed from me.
Even fewer even listened to my tale.

Bit by bit I washed away, eaten by the beast called Time and enchanted by an cruel yet tempting maiden called Love for Love was Heart's deep desire. The only and only one of mine, held firm in mine thought at all times. As I hate it or loathes it, yet I still cared for Love so madly and so deeply that mentioned parting with Love, an amounted pain so great to bear.

End of Chapter 1: The tale of a Heart.



HOWS THAT FOR A STORY HUH???? LOL
I just feel like telling a story
Lol, wait for Chapter 2.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!

Report!!!! REPORT@@!!!!

Today I will be blogging about some of the things that happened to me during the past week. It might be a bit long but bear with me.


1. For starters, the MSC week

No it is not multimedia supercorridor or what shit. It is known in intec as the Maths and Science Carnival Day. Yep, sound technical and not that much fun at first. There are a few reasons why that led me into that pessimitic way of thought.

For one I don't like participating in events i view as mendokusene...... (troublesome)
Secondly, my group is doing something like a heart tunnel....... Uh.... Heart Tunnel?? Huh? Even i dunno what is that.
Thirdly, I am a lazy retard
Fourthly, the reason why i didn't manage to get the MSC post up was because someone.... in my campus sucks up all the bandwidth like a greedy mutha fu**** .

(Actually the fourth one wasnt a reason)
Anyways moving on.......
Lee (known as Isaac kun.... or isaac) A small chibiko (cute boy) from my neighbouring class asked us to gather in the class room used for the displaying purposes for the Heart Tunnel during MSC.

Tell you people, working from 5 in the evening to 9 30 at night is damn tiring......
Ngah, that time I was so hungry that I could explode and from being enthusiatic at first, I have become ........... (GET THE F******* JOB DONE WITH ANY MEANS POSSIBLE AND GET MY @$$ BACK TO MY BED AND SLEEPPP!!!!!)

In the end, we ended up with very choppy designs for our board.

Dont be shocked when you see this pic...

Look like something out of a horror film. It is just to disgusting to see....

Ah I feel like tearing it down and redoing it.....
But

Tiredness + Sleepiness + Laziness = I don't give a ****

Ahahahahahahaha, I know it looks bad but I couldnt care no more. My group members also though the same thing.

Yea, my group members, Bala, Kang wee, Samuel The Cat and Isaac.This is Samuel Ling, or known as Garfield or Cat. Why??? Because his chinese name is Ling... Siao Mao (small cat in chinese)

Here's a few pics from other groups which did better jobs than us.....You can sense the motivation in their eyes....The heart and soul they put into their boards......
The balls they have...... Wait, what the f*** is that sack of **** hanging ???
Is this some kind of practical joke??

Isaac: It is the alveolus......
Me: Ok.... get it. (nods head)
My heart: "What the f*** alveolus gotta do with the heart?? and why the alveolus looks so eerily similar to "family jewels" if u know what i mean"

Anyway, moving on...... Samuel ( I think I will refer to him as cat now.....) drove us to McD in Seksyen 2 which is quite near to Seksyen 6 where we stayed in Cendana College before we moved to seksyen 18 Cemara College....

Here's a brief recap....

Cat : Eh lets go Seksyen 2 wei
Isaac: Ok lor, just the next turning at the round about
(Roundabout near the seksyen 2 bus stop)
Cat veers into the wrong turning
Isaac, Me and bala: WEIIII!!!!! You crazy aaa cat??? You wanna go Dawood izit??? Come we go la.... Since dawood calling us liao..... Dawood miss us... (actually this is a mixed conversation)

Me: Ma Hai , KNN (kan ni neh) le..... I don't wanna go Dawood.

The infamous dawood known for its roti telur and never failing daily supplience of kubis goreng.

Eventually samuel goes correctly into McD drivethrough since he dont want to eat there....

we saw a car with a very hau lian(sombong) plate..Damnnnn hau lian le..... name of the plate say Waw 1111 more like "Wow One One one aaaaa..."
this guy must be damn si ai bin one..... (mati mauk muka punyaaaa...)

By the way, one of the lady (waiter) took our orders but she forgot mine. I was kinda pissed that day because I was damn hungry.... I said quite loudly....

Me: Mai CCB (Cau C* ***)!!!!!!
CAT, Isaac, Bala: WOI! You wanna die izit??? U know what area is this or not?!
Kang Wee was as silent as always.....

Anyway, we got our orders and we went back and we sleep nicely after eating...... Me and bala forgot to brush our teeth because we fell asleep.....


THE NEXT DAY COMES ALONG>>.......

MSC DAY!!!!!!
yep, a lot of people showed up for MSC (actually class was till going on....) And evrything was held there XD....

from dissections..... of cute little frogs.... UAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Bloooddddd.... and GUTSSSSSS EVERYWHERE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yep.... I love that the most.

There was also drifting held there, here is one of the cars used. it is actually drifting just that the track it small about as big as a car park nia.This is a cross section of the heart, I took great pleasure in explaining about the structure of the heart to the onlookers and was poking my fingers around the veins and valves. I wasnt sure whether what I say was correct but I dun care la, main hentam sahaja la..... Mereka (the audiences) angguk-angguk kepala sahaja like i so genius.... MUAHAHAAHAHAAHA.Oh ya, there was also rocket bottle lauching, here is Chiong's group together with thiru them. they just built the rocket the night before and managed to come out in third place beating many teamns that had prepared beforehand. this is what they call "last minute brings out the best in people"


TRIVIAL TIME!!!!!
TRIVIAL TIME!!!!!!!!!this is found in star..... I forgot what is the name of the person but apparently she is a quite well known fashion designer in malaysia...... She looks a lot like one of my class matesssss....

8m3 and the rest guess who>????







THE ANSWER



ISSSSS







Sing Ping a.k.a Christine. Wakakakaka. Hope she does not see this post.

Second TRIVIA>>>>>>
SECOND TRIVIA????
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!!
ANY ANSWERS???
GUESS NOW.....









BEEP!! BEEP!!


TIMES UP...


THE ANSWER IS IT IS THE GREY MATTER OF YOUR SPINAL CORD SEEN THROUGH A MICROSCOPE.



THIRD TRIVIA!!!!!!

THIRD TRIVIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO IS THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN?????



WHO ???


WHO>????!!!



THE ANSWER IS....





THE GUY WHO BROKE THE CHEMISTRY LAB DOOR>>>>> MUTHU!!!!!!!!



WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!







FOURTH TRIVIA!!!!
LAST TRIVIA!!!!!!!WHAT SPILLED ON MY PANTS!!!!???







ANSWERS???







GUESSES????






TIMES UP...

GUESS WHAT>>>> IT IS



MEE SUP.!!!

Here's a brief recap
Me: Eating bihun sup nicely
Bala: (yapping something......)
me : (Modding in agreement.... laughs)
Bala: (continues yapping)
me (Lifts bowl and grabs fork with another hand...... the bowl sways to the right....

SLOW MO!!!!

The bowl went like slow mo tipping rightwards....
I was like HHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYY

SHHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT (Water starts pouring out of the bowl)

F******************************* (Spills on pants)

(This above scene has been overly dramatisced to increase viewer interest. What happen here is never slow moed and it happen like in a split second but the HOLY SHIT F***** was real)

Bala was laughing like a jackass there. And i had to used a whole box of tissue to wipe it off. luckily it is not katong laksa if not, I wouldnt hear the end of it from bala.





ENOUGH TRIVIA.... BACK TO BLOGGING...'

Okay, OUR CLASS 8M3 participated in chorus speaking in conjuction with the Language awareness night.

So we practiced 2 weeks before and we are facing two teams....

1 is a team from ATU
and 1 is a team from ATU, ALG, ALUK, and ALm. Campur-campur one.

The second team was lead by Shearon.... aka Cai Yan

Cheh this girl ahhhhh

really want glamour one...

Use glamour name shearon bohhhh

Hiyo....

Dunno what to say le

wanna say damn si ai bin.... not ebough to describe leee

Like hau lian hor....

Hehehe, anyway, here's a few funny things that happened as we were practicing..... During one of our practices outside the class, we stumbled upon three small kids wandering around. They were excited to see us and was taking our photos. being the bigger kids, Adrian, muthu, Nirmal and me took out our cam phones and took shots. this shot was taken from my K618i. Besides that they were doing and imitating what we were doing.

I showed them the sotong dance......

and they copied.

I showed the peace out sign...

and they copied.

I showed the middle finger....

They didn't see
Luckily.......

And a lot funny things happen during the chorus speaking....

for one, Nirmal became our shining star.

He has the funniest facial expression
He was reincarnated from a chicken in his past life.
He is now forever associated with the "Beepu!!! Beepu!!!" line in our chorus speaking

Secondly,
The conductor, Sing ping..... was smiling and laughing during the competition that I was finding it hard to hold it in. Not me alone, so was others...... Damn la, after we left the stage my stomach was close to bursting.... from laughter.... All because of Nirmal.

Here's a few pics...Us before the competition starts

We are all in black!
Performing....

I was going to upload the video, but the connection is so damn slow that I dc...ed. Arghhh I will upload it in the future.. and..... guess what... WE WON!!!!!!!!! AND WE ARE O PERFORM DURING LANGUAGE AWARE NESS NIGHT!!! WOOHOO!!! BANZAI!
I took a photo with Cai yan (I just refuse to call her Shearon XD) and also for the sake of not confusion because there is two sharons..... Another is Sharon lau from my class)

So We WENT AND CELEBRATE AS A WHOLE CLASS (except Myra because she got practice but her spirit is with us XD)

We celebrated in the exclusive VIP section in Al-Rafi. XD

Here's the guys. Atiq, Muthu, Izzat and Ad Rian (adrian la) from left to right. They did well embarassing themselves during the choral speaking. they are a happy bunch.XDActually when i was writing this post, I had already written the post twice, sheetttttt I had to rewrite my stuff twice. right now, I really hate Intec's internet....

Anyway, Thina and Han Loon??? Looks like something might be going on here, So I am going to research deeper into this and bring updates as soon as possible.

Elisha and Nirmal... bound and intertwined by threads of fate.... more like.... paper of fate. I would never forget what happen today and also what Adrian , han loon, and Muthu wrote on the paper. XD ahahahaahha

Here's Our star NIRMAL!!!!!! BECAUSE OF HIM WE ARE ABLE TO CAPTIVATE THE HEARTS OF PEOPLE....... I am giving a wet kiss chu~~~~~~ to him as a thank you.

BUTTTTT~~~~~ JUST FOR THE RECORD AM NOT GAY. It's just a friendship kiss.

Seriously.....

TWO THINGS I CANT STAND>>>>>>>

1. PEOPLE WASTING FOOD>

A plate of unfinished mee....... Who????!!!! did this great atrocity???Muthu.... all caught up with guilt and shame that he is covering his face and crying.....

To Muthu,

You should really think about the kids in Africa..... their suffering and here you are not eating food. You should be grateful........ u ungrateful ******************. Maybe I should ask Aisyah to suap you~~~~~

Muthu and Aisyah or better known as Ais..... Ice Queen (me like XD)

2) why, Put out of stock when it is not out of stock??? Retarded??? I saw this in mydin.

Hiya.... it is in our genes,,,..... like they say..... as our chorus speaking title goes..

Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians.

Oh well getting late. Chiao.

Post some photos....

I am going to keep this relatively brief because, well i got shitloads of work to do and my arse hurts like hell from sitting on the floor to do my work. Ahhh.



In case your wondering, this is Juliana with her Bro. Juliana is my senior in INTEc although she is from is American Degree course. She is bound for US soon so those who know her wish her the best of luck. XD

Good luck Juliana and have a Safe trip. XD

Anyway, today in Intec, Muthu and Nirmal broke the door to my Chem lab. Actually it was Muthu. the lecturer was shocked to see Muthu's superhuman power when he pried the door open like opening a tin can.
The broken door. poor thing
The co-culprit. Nirmal

Anyway, the whole incident washed over us pretty quickly and lecture went on normally untul something caught the corner of my eye.

when i turned and looked, it was some Ausmat girls and guys trying to build something that look eerily similar to a ballista.

in case you dunno, ballista's are olden day projectile launcher that can fling a javelin (spear like weapons but meant to be thrown) over long distances and can skewer few men in flight. absolutely devastating on ranks of men which usually march in columns that time.

So my instinct took over, and guess what I took out my camera phone and took a shot.
The suspicious looking group


Anyways, as i took the photo, my chem lecturer saw it and said....

Chem lecturer: "Wah Hilary, taking photos of the pretty girls outside?"
Me: *shock* Uh-oh

*class laughs*

me: Oh, they're arent any pretty girls outside. (hey its true. I have high standards)
Chem: Got. there's 5 of them

*class laughs*
Me: aiya...... sighhh

Seriously the girls out there arent pretty. I am sorry if any girls that are involved in the group saw this but u have to adnmit your weaknesses. I am not handsome but doesnt mean I cant critic who is beautiful or pretty. XD

I am praying hard that I dun get flamed


Or labelled as a stalker

Or charged with sexual harassment.

Just watched X files and Batman

Yep, last friday was nice. Went to Sunway to catch two movies in a row. Something I hadn't done in a while.

Anyways, at first i wasn't really that hyped out about Batman because..... well i you guys known me long enough, I am not that big on the whole superhero movie thing. Heck, I try to avoid watching superhero movies if I can.

Cut the story short, the whole batman thing gave me a "Alrite guys, i m not that woo-hoo.... yay.... about Batman but since i have nothing better to do except watching hentai all day long laze around at my run-down what seems to be a lame excuse for an apartment, I will join you guys for a Batman movie.... ALTOUGH I AM NOT THAT EXCITED ABOUT IT"

Anyways, we cut the movie screening time pretty close, it's 2:10 pm for Batman and 4:45 pm for X files.

as the Batman movie started I was like, wow...... this might actually be pretty good.

And as expected, it turned out GREAT! But not enough to change my thoughts about superhero movies.

I liked the Joker, he kinda reminds myself of me. And some of the friends that I hang out with. "...ehem ehem" not gonna say who but reach deep into your souls and you might find a Joker within you.

All was great with the movie. I practically like the bat mobile. And the whole sonar imaging thing. The bat bike (I am not sure what they call it) seems nice except the tires seem pretty big for my liking. Here's to list a few things I like about that movie.

1. Holy s**t, Joker is crazy. I love the part when he tells the story of how he get the scar on his face. And the part where he blew up the hospital. And also how he won in the end. too bad the actor died. "Let's put a smile on that face"

2. Two-face, Good god does he look scary and rreeaaalllistic. The burnt face and the eyeball is especially cool. cant wait to see more of two face. XD i like the way he decides using the coin.



(SKIP THIS IF YOU HAVENT WATCH THE MOVIE!!!!)
(I WARNED YOU! I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY RIPPING OFF OF YOUR VIEWING FUN)

3. Last but not least, the fact that the girl died. The rachel girl was getting annoying to my taste, well, most actresses actually. Like Wanted I was like HOORAY!!!!! ANGELINA JOLIE DIED!!!! WOOHOO!!! HATS OFF TO THE STORY WRITER!. this Batman movie was also same. I was practically happy with her death. Ahahaha.

On one note though, If any of you watched 10000 BC. The ending is totally bogus. Evolet should die.


Anyways, The bat movie was great. but not without my dislikes. Here's to name a few

1. I don't understand why the Batman have to change his voice so deeply. I recommend Strepsils and drink more water mr Bruce Wayne.

2. This is a superhero movie. Much like other DC comics, there's too much hero does not die or never in any life threatening predicament where he could just couldnt wriggle himself out of. Or also hero kicks major ass and doesnt even one time gets a serious injury.

i prefer movies that are war themed. Like matrix where the hero dies. Maybe they should make a war themed movie. too much fantasy crap is out on the market already.





Anyways, after Batman we rushed to watch X-files.

Tell you the truth>

This movie

Is



BORRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG


Good lord I can just feel the pain in my @$$ after sitting through one hour 30 mins of crap. (it feels longer than that.)

Almost everything is wrong about the movie. There are no freaking aliens, monsters, not even a fairy pixie??!!!!

All they have was


A PEDOPHILIC PSYHIC ALL SEEING PASTOR


Wow, woohoo. Exciting. I can feel my soul screaming for joy.

Ripofff.

One thing good about the movie was, the fact that President Bush's scene was funny. Xd

And the FBI chick was HOT!!!!!!

make that two things then.

The rest of the movie, boring. Shitty and crappy.

I think I feel better watching flies fly to thier deaths in a bug zapper that watch this movie again. Trust me, someone can die of multiple brain lesions led by extreme boredom by watching this movie.

My word

IS


NEVER EVER WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Unless someone straps a C-4 on your mouth and puts you in a room filled with barrels of gasoline. And says "why so serious??? Let's put a smile on that face" and starts slicing your cheeks off.

when that happens, feel free to just die than watch the movie.

That's all, intec's internet is getting slow. Late dudes

Let life take you on a ride..... and you realize the ride was as exciting as a log ride in the theme park. Wow...

I borrowed my next door neighbour's laptop to go on blogging because I am too lazy to do my mathematics homework. Seriously, you wouldnt want to be doing Maths after jogging at the park and your legs turn to jello.

About posting pictures, I decided to post pictures if needs be because the slow internet connection in Shah Alam really annoys me to the bone. Its not like at home where i can stream youtube and my mouth didn't have to injure itself screaming " F***, f***, f***, f***" in rapid succesion.

Btw the rate of F*** coming out of my mouth is around 1.5 per second. XD which makes

60 X 1.5 = better than you
70 ??
dammit, I need a calculator.....
....
...
...
90 f***s per minute. Yep, that is fast. wow, it's like i cant even do 1 X 2 without the calculator now. Good God, I just realized how degenerated my brain is really is.

Almost equivalent to a senile old man.
That is scary.

Anyway, where was i?...

Oh yea, the internet connection here. I could really be pissing a lot pissworth of piss regarding the internet here that i bet i can drown the whole earth in my piss but to save readers of my blog (if any) the trouble and agony of having to read my post and go "THIS GUY NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!!"

Hey,,,,, I got a life. Seriously.


On second though, I realized my life sucks.
Everything sucks
Even this blog sucks

But the people who ended up reading this post must suck even more.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Ooops, i was just feeling a bit mean today. Sorry.

Putting the internet thing aside......

Let's get straight to blogging bussiness.

1) Brief Recap of Lab Experiment that I did Today. Test for aldehydes and ketones.


In respect for the people who does not know what are aldehydes and ketones, (even the spell check in blogger marks it as an error)
ketones and aldehydes are carbon compounds. Yep, and it exist in your lives people. Its functional group is a carbon double bonded with an oxygen atom ( known as C=O bond)

Wow, see? I actually teach something useful in my blog. Now flood me with your praise. Muahahaha.

Anyway, I was happily mindind my bussiness testing for the presence of the functional groups. One of the tests involve the usage of DNP. (2,4 dinitrophenylhydrazine). Dun worry it's not as complicated as the name implies.

Just that, It is also known as Brady reagent, with molecular formula of C₆H₃(NO₂)₂NHNH₂. It has a CAS registry number of 119-26-6) (CAS registry numbers are unique numerical identifiers for chemical compounds, biological sequences, mixtures and alloys.) And also its,
SIMPLIFIED MOLECULAR INPUT LINE ENTRY SPECIFICATION (SMILES) is like SOOOOO

NNc1ccc(cc1[N+]([O-])=O)[N+]([O-])=O

but my reaction was )=O (WHAT THE F***???)

HOW THE HELL IS THAT SIMPLIFIED????

We should bust the chemists ass back to kindergarden and make them realized what is simplified. Anyway, I was happily using the DNP when some spilled onto my hand.

I was like "LAlalalala, adding chemi..... (spill) Holy *bleep* *bleep*"
And tell you, DNP stinks like shit. I was hoping it wasnt corrosive or my career will be over before it started. luckily it wasnt.


....
(I KNOW SOMEONE OUT THERE WAS WISHING FOR THAT. AHAHAHAHA IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!! TOO BAD)

Anyway, i was washing my hand like mad until i could feel my skin coming out. but the yellow stain stayed on my right thumb.

So i had to bear with this stench on my thumb. Right now it even stinks while i am blogging and I cant rub my nose with my right hand or i would die of the smell.

As i was writing this blog, I went to wikipedia and searched for DNP.
I was shocked to see....

Dinitrophenylhydrazine is relatively sensitive to shock and friction; it is a shock explosive so care must be taken with its use. It is a red to orange solid, usually supplied wet to reduce its explosive hazard.

WHAT THE HELL!!!!!! I AM WEARING A FREAKING EXPLOSIVE ON MY HAND???!!!!!
WHAT THE HELL!!!

Btw, If tomorrow's newspaper you see "Guy dies in Freak Explosive accident" that would be me. So i am inviting you guys to come to my funeral beforehand. XD

Ahahaha.
Anyway, it is getting late. Adios.

I have decided to resume blogging.

Well, after a long period of slumber i have decided to revive my blog. Not that its dying. Just that the blog had become like me. Lazy, fat and couldnt care less for whats going on in the blog world.
Just that my Maths class starts in ten minutes and i am in the library and instead of looking for my mathematical articles i have decided to come upon my blog.

Nothing much has changed to my blog when i first see it. Well, duh i havent updated.

Anyway, I got about ten minutes to write about something before hauling my ass into statistics class

Oh yea btw, i really hate statistics.
Anyway i gotta stop blogging.
I got told off by a officer

Lazy ness

I can sadly say my dead is almost confirmed dead.....
This post is just a sad attempt on reviving it.


Like giving a CPR for a bullet wound to the head.

Or giving bandaging someone's ***** when he suffers from AIDS.
...
...
Well it helps from spreading the disease. But you get my point.

I plan to blog, but i was caught up with many games, manga, porn studies that I couldn't find time to blog. To make matters worse than they already are, guess what..

CENDANA F***ing DISCONNECTED THE INTERNET FOR THE ROOMS!!!

My gawd.....

Can this be any more cruel to a guy who suffered....
GREAT....
Even internet in INTEC com lab disconnects when I blog
Maybe this is a measure to prevent "abuse"
Yeah right, what is a guy who is depraved from anime, porn do beside crapping on his meagre blog which no one looks at and crap about stuff that you people do not care or understand.

Fine, I want to keep this short and brief because I feel the aura of menace that whatever I am typing now might be syphoned and broadcasted to the directors office and next thing you now, I will be off the scholarship.

Sucks being a student

Chinese New YEar post.

You guys must be expecting a very very very long post about what i did for the past few months. But sorry to say that you will be disappointed. All you get is a few sentences.

1. Something wrong with my bluetooth adapter so i cant send pictures into my com
2. I forgot to bring my cable back
3. Even if i did, I didnt have the cd.
4. My nokia is still busted
5. Angpau money this year very little.
6. Intec gave me a short holiday so I cant really visit all of my friend's houses
7. Isabel wore high heels for the first time in her life nearly tripping herself over when she walked. (Kekekekekeke) ( i didn't take a pic for the fear of my life)
8. Got pwned in command and conquer.
9. Still suck in DotA
10. Still hates DotA
11. Internet connection damn slow
12. Added a few animes to list of watched already, the following is Moyashimon, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, and Kage Kara Mamoru. One anime I forgot to list down during the holidays was Chibi Vampire Karin. I finished Elfen Lied also. XD
13. Chris still hates anime. Anime = porn.
14. Lazy to blog liao. Sometime later.

I am so pissed at going back to Shah Alam I could bust a testical.
Any volunteers anyone?

Yay. Long POST! Woohoo.

I know i know. I rarely update my blog. Its not like i dun want to update is just that I am lazy and my Romance of The Three Kingdom game got me preoccupied. (Currently trying to unify China under my evil hand. Muahahahaha. Any officers that I capture shall be decapitated. Ahahaha) LOL.

Anyways, this holiday have been fun, boring, sad, happy, crazy, lame and cool. Basically I did a lot of things in this holiday but not my homework though because homeworks=holiday turn off.

Oh by the way, my MUM forced me to try this facially mask which my brother used. I felt was kinda funny so i decided to take a pic.

Ready?


Here goes!!!!
LOL.

First Event: Got FLAMED by TUNA Fans.

One day, I got on my computer and started doing shit like chatting and downloading mp3s. Since I seldom update my blog, my friends would always go to my Cbox and leave a short message so I decided to check it out. Guess, what i found on my cBox.

Katieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (Wow, katieeeeeeee thats a very long nameeeeeeeeeeee) posted something on the cbox in my blog.

Katieee: You suck. Wtf? Even if Toma is gay, why the crap would you care? ..And what the hell is the point of a blog like this? I don't believe your post. If you're not a troll, you're dumb. Plz be a troll.

First off, you suck is overused too cliche'. You should say something more hotly like FUCK YOUUUU in the ASS or God you are so FUCKING RETARTED! Bah, you suck. LOL. I can just laugh my ass off from that. Well, and also about the what's the point of a blog like this?

Well,i thought that people have the FREEDOM! TO SAY WHATEVER THEY WANT, WHENEVER THEY WANT when blogging. I do not take pleasure in holding back myself from shouting profanities or hurling insults towards celebrities or my friends .

Oh, and uhh, I dont really like repeating myself all the time.
In my opinion,
Blog= retarted= i post crap = dont read if you cant take it= go read a FUCKING reader's digest! = or watch The Sound of Music until your eyes bleed out= my blog is non-educational.

If you still dont get the point, you're beyond help. Go fuka3. (Go figure)

Yeah, so what if Toma's cute? He is lovely and what not? He is just an idol. Throw away the glitz and glamour he would be nothing more than a guy with pretty looks. You'd probably wont even remember his goddamn name if he isn't famous.

Besides, I dont really HATE TOMA!

Just because he is a celebrity doesnt mean i cant poke fun at him. Hell, look at all the other artists we poked fun at. So you say that that is justified?

And uh, "I didnt really get the if you're not a troll, you're dumb. Please be a troll" part. Such childish comments dont work on me. I had my friends hurl insults at me like "OH FUCK YOU GODDAMMIT!" or "SHUT UP AND DIE YOU PIECE OF FUCK!" or "HAHAHA, LOOK AT YOU NOW YOU ASSHOLE!".

Thank you Katieeeeeee, for lending me an idea for writing my post about flaming you back.

Oh and uh, some anonymous dude posted this,

anonymous: seriously why r u hating someone who doesn't know u at all... it's sad...

First off, I hate people introducing themselves as anonymous. Well, I had to say Katiee you got some courtesy.

Oh, people had already been like that since centuries ago, hating each other although they never met face to face. Well, for instance Adolf Hitler. Hated by many Americans. Napoleon. Hated by Prussians and the British. As you can see, i am just following the tradition.

Enough about Tuna. I dont really wanna post this up but since you guys provoked me into it. I guess it cant be helped.

Hats Off TO HIPPO POTATO MOOSE WHO RECENTLY JOINED THE TOMA HATE CLUB. :-)

Oh, Ei Chi, Hana don't take offense ya. LOL. All in the name of blogging fun. XD
Thanks you guys for supporting me as well. T_T


Second Event: Outing with people WHO RETURNED from Australia.

I was really happy that I was able to meet my pals who ventured into the land of the surfdudes and the birthplace of the Crocodile Hunter who died in the hands of an evil stingray. What a way to go, he could have died in his deathbed surrounded by his dearest family members, but he died in a watery grave.
Moving ON.............

I was obviously late to the gathering at the Sarawak Plaza's pizza hut because at that time i was still relearning the process to drive from my mum. Thanks Mum! (But I really hope she wont find this blog because I would be seriously killed by my mum for what I post on this blog isn't meant for parental eyes....)

The frustrating thing is.......
1. Isabel arrived already but by the time i reach there she was nowhere to be seen.
2.Jason cant drive so he had to follow Gloria's car.
3. Jason was late and so was gloria and charlotte.
4. We took A LOT OF time to decide which pizza to order. (JUST ORDER THE GODDAMNED PIZZA!!! I AM HUNGRY GODDAMMIT! LOL.)

Jason and Isabel both returned from Australia. Still the same. (Isabel still have time to message people when we talking what to order horr...... I feel like whacking her)

Group photo time. My Nokia handphone quality was really bad. Sigh.Paying the bills. LOL.A picture of Isabel's thigh? You guys must be wondering why I took this huh?! Lemme tell you a story.

Ahem... Here's how it goes....

Hilary: So I heard from Jason you grown quite fat hor? *smiles sinisterly*
Jason: Yalor.
Isabel : *pinches Hilary* Where got! DONT LISTEN TO JASON!
Hilary: *Looks down* Wow.
Isabel: OI! What you looking at?
Hilary: Tu ka leg. (Pork thigh legs)
Isabel : *GAWR* *PINCHES REALLY HARD NOW* WHAT!!! SAY AGAIN?!
Hilary: Okok, can make chu kiok fan. (Pork leg rice)
Isabel: WARGH!!!!!! *PINCHES EXTREMELY HARD*
Hilary: I SUBMIT!!!!! LET GO!
Jason, Isabel, Mang Yik, Nasrin and Charlotte laughing hyenically.(hyena + cally= like a hyena)
Isabel: *Lets go of my arm*
Jason: blablabla with isabel
Hilary: *whips out his phone* *snaps a picture*
Isabel: WOI!!!! *THE CUBITTING CONTINUED*
Hilary: I wanna post it on the net!
Isabel: You better dun aaaa......... (Regardless here is it. I hope my arm would survive her next encounter if she she's me posting this. Please dont tell her for my sake)

And Guys. Rules I learned the hard way.
1. Never ever pull a girl's pony tail no matter how tempting it may be.
2. Never ask a girl of her age.
3. Try to take off as many reasonable years off as possible from your estimation of a woman's age to get on her good side. Works on my lecturers. LOL
4. Never ask a girl of her weight though her heigh seems fine as long as she's not a midget.
5. Never ever snap photos of a girl's tu ka leg like I did. I risked my left arm for that and it was bruised for days.

After pizza hut, we went to star to watch a movie. I forgot what it was but it was ok i guess. Oh yea, the Mega-what-fuck. I didnt give a shit. The story was crappy. Ah, dammit, my face is lit by the sunlight!!!Isabel, With her hair tied back in a pony tail. Really tempted to pull it.Oh yea, faye joined us for the movie an ei chi also. Here is a pic of them shopping at Parkson.And here's the creepy Santa Claus robot that I saw with one of the group. If I am not mistaken, it was eichi right? LOL.

Event Three: Anime COSPLAY LETDOWN. AND HOLY @#$%# CYBER PARTY!

When Ei chi-sama said that there was an anime cosplay gathering at Friendship park I wanted to go and take a look for myself because I had never been to one before. (Btw, I made a mistake by uploading small pictures instead of bigger ones. Sigh. But I guess it will have to do for now.)

On the same day, Chris asked me to go CC with him and a couple of others. So I drove him there but since the route to the CC was passing by Friendship Park I decided to drop by to say hi to Ei Chi-sama and see for myself what is this anime cosplaying is all about.

Chris was really angry at me at that time because I was already late for the CC event and I wasted a lot of time driving. (My top speed is 60 km/h)

I was really disappointed because apparently I came to early........ T_T

This was the only thing I could see.....

A girl in a kimono. But I doubt that that is a kimono. But I dunno what anime she is cosplaying as? (eichi sama...... tell me wei. Jigoku Shoujo har?!)

This is Ei Chi's friend. Forget name liao. Gomen nasai. HeheEi Chi was a bit camera shy maybe because of the SOFT T-shrit she is wearing. (Only Eichi will get this part LOL)After a bit of persuasion..... more like instantaneous, she agreed to take photo. And I did. LOLFinally, me and Chris left Friendship park and headed to Roamnet. I was really shocked by the number of people who came. There was , Frederick, Chris Chung, Chris Chin, Faye and her onii chan, joseph, Caleb, Gary and Christopher's friends. All together I think there was 13 people.

Wow, the first time we ever had a full game of DotA with the rest playing Command and Conquer 3. CounterStrike is where I had the most fun at. Killing people with guns and then bragging about it is fun. It was chaos. Bam! He's dead and then bang the next shot you're dead.

It was the best CC experience ever. I wish I could have another CC party like that.


Event 3: Dinner with my friends. XD

Westwood must be one of the place to go if you're looking for western food. Cheap and the quality is okay. Anyways, me, chris, terri and isabel went for the dinner around 7pm.

(Secret conversation between Chris and me)

Chris: I bet the girls are late.
Hilary: I bet they are not. (You girls should thank me for sticking up for you girls)
Chris: Let's make a bet
(The bet part is secret)
7 pm sharp.......
Hilary: they are still not here.
Chris: HAH! See?!
Hilary: Fine.

(In actual fact there's no bet) LOL. The girls were late by 20-30 minutes. I think.Kekeke. So rude to ask guys to wait. Hor..This is how Chris looked before the girls arriveFinally the girls arrived at some point. I almost wore the 5J T-shirt that Bel was wearing. Luckily i didn't. LOL. By the way, the Ceaser Salad you see at the bottom right hand corner? The greenish pile of crap? Dont ever order that!Isabel got a smiley faced mushroom soup. XD. Looks just like her don't cha think?

I enjoyed myself to Mixed grill which set me back around 21 bucks but all in the name of food LOL. Since I was the one who ordered the fucking salad i was the one who actually ate 95% of it.

Oh yea, Terri got us Christmas presents. She gave me a snow globe and Chris a headphone.
I got her music CD by Fall Out Boy.

I had fun that time. XD.

Event 4: Watching I am LEGEND!!!! And how I got ripped of.
Anyway, Chris, Isabel and Terri wanted to go watch I am Legend so being the only person who actually drives. Chris just sat for his exam and he passed it of course.

A bad way to start things was I was seen by my own parents while I was breaking the law in front of Star Cineplex going into the carpark area. I cut into another lane (although I saw the car coming to a halt) without signalling. My mum was pointing her finger at me based on Chris' account of the story. To make matters worse, I was alreay 30 minutes late.

Sighhhhhhh..................

Then later, the four of us went across the street for lunch.
Guess what?
Kolo mee at RM3.50 for a small lump which i finished in three bites. Fuck! I was still fucking hungry! I didn't take my lunch before going there! Oh well, anggap the money as donation lor. Kannineh!
Here's a couple of photos I took.

I dunno why these girls are interested with movie cardboard cutouts but I guess they cant be helped. Dont ask me about their weird fetishes with actors in cardboard cut outs.

I AM LEGEND was kinda okay but I felt it was kinda clich'e.
There are a few reasons.

1. Medicine cure for cancer turning people violent and making the vunerable to sunlight? Hmm, Biohazard.... Resident Evil... 28 weeks later....... Been there done that

2. Will Smith
The movie is famous because of him.

3. Not enough action.
After watching Resident Evil.... I'd say boooo!!!!!!! What THE FUCK! RIP OFF!!!!

4. No hot chicks
At least in Resident Evil there was no hot chicks but at least there are KICK ASS chicks. Works as well as hot chicks.

5. Grenades are not that powerful enough to cause a conflagaration. It would take a Incendiary Grenade to do that.After the movies. We spent about 30-50 minutes discussing where we should go next. A routine experience if you ask me.Chris Chung checking out hot chicks.Here's an enlarged version.

EVENT 5: Going out with A local delicacy, a walking computer manual and a pervert.


LOL, what i meant was I went out with Mee Kok, Piaw and Ei chi for a movie. Chris Chung and Gary also came to watch NAtional treasure with us.


Wow, National treasure was great. Far greater than I am legend. It was way above my xpectations. (You can see my post is getting shorter because I am very lazy to type already.)


I will post some pictures taken then.At secret recipe near Upwell area. Fuck you Piaw!LOL.

Here's my Chocolate Cheese cake. After I ate this one, I get the feeling that I will not be eating anymore cheesecakes in the near future.



THE SECTION BELOW IS NOT MEANT FOR THOSE WHO HATE ANIMES . PLEASE KINDLY DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION ELSEWHERE GO DOWNLOAD CHEAP PORN FLICKS LIKE YOUR PET CAT OR WABBIT.

Here's a hort list of anime and anime movies I watched during the holidays.

Black Lagoon.Wow, This anime was KICK ASS GOOD!!!!!!! I personally would give it a solid 5/5. It tells the story of illegally tradings, the triads, the mafia and all the undergound shit. The anime is action packed with Revi The Two Hands with her Cutlass handguns killing off enemies right and left.

Type: Gunslinging, kick ass and bloody.
Rating: 10/10

Lovely ComplexThis comical anime is good if you want to have some laughs and at the same time experience the troubling times of a tall amazonian girl and a stunted dwarf guy. This anime reminds me of Honey and Clover. Xd which reminds me to watch honey and clover live action when it comes out.

Type: Funny, comical and sad love comedy.
Rating: 10/10

Claymore

This anime was totally awesome. Bloody like hell. I think even elfen lied's random violence sucked hard compared to this one. Heads flying, bodies riddled with holes and transformation of perfectly beautiful girls into blood thirsty killing monsters was .... wow!!!! Dammit! The anime also has many Unexpected twists and the hero of the anime aint that overused type of heroes you see in many animes.
Type: Sword slashing, monster killing, guts flying anime.
Rating: 10/10

Lucky Star

This anime is fucking funny, non stop comical acts and points on life and the utter stupidity of the type of people living in the society. LOL. The artwork may remind you of Pani Poni Dash which is as random and comical as this one. A MUST WATCH if you want to relax.
Type: Slice of Life, comical and random.
Rating 10/10

Nodame Cantabile

Another awesome anime which is almost similar to honey and clover just that instead of arts... they focus on MUSIC!!!!! Orchestral music! GYABO!!!! Nodame is damn kawaii and hentai! LOL. VERY VERY VERY NICE ANIME TO WATCH!!!!!! WATCH IT PEOPLE!
Type: Musical, comedy love story.
Rating: 10/10Owh, And I watched the live action too. I will count this into the list of my 20 anime movies, dramas and series I watched.
The Story in the life action is a bit off but the react the same ending anyway. The actress playing Nodame really looked like Nodame and Chiaki was like Chiaki. Watch the live series if you cant get enough of the anime like me.

Kenkou Zenrakei Suieibu UmishoHoly shit this anime is damn perverted! But at the same time is is really damn funny! I wont say much about this anime. You guys just have to watch it and find out what's the hype all about! KYA!!!!!! (Sorry for the partial nudity but I know you guys aren't that innocent anyway.)

Type: Swimming comedy anime
Ratings: 10/10

The Cat Returns (Movie)

This anime movie by Studio Ghibli is way awesome. I just love the way they do their story telling. It's not lame like what we usually have from story telling animes but this movie is worthwhile to watch. Xd
Type: Supernatural, school girl, cat adventure anime movie.
Rating: 10/10

The Girl Who Leapt through Time(Movie)This anime is unbelievably nice. Either way, it tells the story of how one can try to change the past but realize that by changing the past actually brings misfortunes. XD

Type: Time travel, adventure drama
Rating: 10/10

Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori

"Do you want to try dying once? Ippen shindemiru?" Wakaka...After I watched the first season I was dying to get my hands on the Hell Girl's second season. And thanks to Ei Chi's direction to a online anime streaming website www.cruncyroll.com I was able to watch this. And I tell you, although this anime is not comical, but the ending was superb. I loved how the story ends. I dont want to spoil this for those who wanna watch just let me say that this is one hell of a good anime.
Type: Horror drama
Rating:9.4/10

Potemayo

To start things of this anime is really really weird and as you can tell from the title it is meant to be funny. AND IT IS! I was laughing my head of with the comical acts in this anime. A must watch if you want to have a good laugh.
Type: Supernatural, funny chibi anime
Ratings: 9.2/10 (The cuteness and potemayo annoys me sometimes)

Binbo Shimai Monogatari

The tale of two poor sisters getting by with their lives after their parents died. A very heart warming story with its funny moments.
Type: Sisters, livelihood, A slice of Life drama
Rating:9.2/10

High School Girls

This anime is higly perverted but not to the extent of hentai. XD. It is really funny and it depicts the life of three high school girls in facing their life in high school. LOL.
Type: highscool, ecchi and comedy
Rating: 9.0/10

Hand Maid May

This anime is funny and comical and it has the same background like Vhobits which dictates robots acting like humans, having feelings and all. But Chobits have darker settings than this one so it makes this one ideal for watching if one wishes to lessen their stress levels.
Rating:8.9/10

Kanon 2006

At first I thought this anime was lame after I found the link from youtube while watching Clannad. Oh by the way, Clannad is coming out on the 13 of January!!!! dammit! Anyways, if you're finding a outlet if you miss Clannad, Kanon 2006 should be able to give you something nice to watch for the time being. LOL. Worthy to watch in my opinion.

By the way, the songs for this anime is nice. So please mind downloading them XD.

Type: Drama, supernatural, comical, love, hate story.
Ratings: 8.9/10

Asatte No Houkou

A kid wishing to be a grown up... discovers that she grew up after making a wish at the wishing stone. However, the person who was a grown up shrunk back into a kid. The kid now grown up to give his brother happiness now faces her life as a grown up. XD
Type: Supernatural, comedy, love, family and a slice of life anime
Ratings: 8.4/10

Damekko Doubutsu

This anime also oddly reminds me of Crayon Shin Chan because each episode is only about 15minutes long and I think it is targetted for children. LOL. Either way it was nice to watch and had its funny moments. This anime tells the story of a useless wolf who wound up in an useless forest with other useless inhabitants. LOL. Useless anime LOL.
Type: Comedy, forest animal anime
Rating:7.8/10

Shinigami No Ballad

Shinigami. Death Gods are supposed to be scary not cute!!!!! LOL. either way this anime is 6 episodes long and has almost the same story telling of Jigoku Shoujo just that it is not dark at alll. Momo is the kind Shinigami who helps people who dead people left behind around after the people who the people loved died.
Type:Magical drama
Rating: 7.2/10

REC

REC is a worth while anime to watch since it's about 8 short episodes long but there are some things about the anime I didn't quite like such as the far fetched story. And there aren't as many funny parts as I hoped there'd be.
Type: Showbiz, love and setbacks anime.
Ratings: 6.8/10

Hanbun Ga Tsuki Noboru Sora

The story of a ill guy who fell in love with a even more sickly girl. Withness their tragedy unfold before your eyes. Watch it if you have no other nicer anime to watch
Type: Bed ridden, tragedy love drama
Ratings: 5.2/10

Happy Lesson The Final OVA

Although this anime does have it's funny moments but it's not enough for those seeking for nice animes to watch. Steer clear away from this anime unless you have like 2-3 hours to spare since there is only 3 eps.

Type:Harem and ecchi (hehe, Ei Chi) type anime
Ratings: 4.2/10