Happy 18th Birthday to me

Yay, I turned 18 today.... well actually its yesterday because I blogged after 12.00 am. Lollooolollolol. Anyways, my birthday had been normal, nothing outstanding this year except i got a really nice give from my family in the form of a 4gig MP4 player. Yay~~~~~

I had the chicago cheese cake from coffee bean which tasted nice at first but after a few bites, it made me feel like nauseous. Perhaps I should have gotten the chocolate fudge cake. But anyways, I am not a cake loving person myself nor a candy loving person for that matter. God, I am growing old.

Well, all things said and done this birthday is same old same old with nothing spectacular about it which makes my 18th birthday...... probably the lamest 18th birthday anyone had. ........... Making that statement officially stamps me as a loser.

Oh well, the raya holiday is so full of crap, so short and I barely got any of my work done, mostly because I was too damn fucking lazy to do it. Lol. I would probably do it when I am in Shah Alam, godforsaken hell hole that JPA sent me .

wHAT HAVE i DONE during raya break? We mostly mapling with eichi, playing games, fucking around, chatting, youtubing and stuff.

Boring old routine. My 18th birthday seems routine also. Bah, what the fuck.


As you can see, me and eichi are currently in Singapore killing ghostly beings carrying signs. Wow, probably it is a statement that SIngaporeans are unable to cross the roads without zebra crossings and got themselves run over by cars. If any Singaporeans read this, please go to the nearest Malaysian you can find and let him teach you the art of road crossing Malaysian style.

By the road side,
Malaysian traffic police: Oi, kamu lihat sana lihat sini cari apa? Sangat mencurigakan.
Singaporean : What? We are looking for a zebra crossing. Well, we are tourists.
Malaysian: (Babi betul la. Ingat aku tak pandai cakap orang putih ye. ) Sori boss, here no black white line.
Singaporean: What the hell? How you Malaysians cross the road? Show me.
Malaysian: (Crosses the road, skillful evading incoming cars, missing by only a few cms).
Singaporean: (Looks at a kid who does the same thing) Ok I'll try.
*WHAM!* *becomes a ghost carrying a sign in maple*
Malaysian: Hahaha, bengap betulla. Lintas jalan pun sik tahu.
(Seriously, we malaysians are bigger than the car themselves.)



Well, thanks for the HAPPY BIRTHDAY WISHES GUYS. See you in NOVEMBER!