Report!!!! REPORT@@!!!!

Today I will be blogging about some of the things that happened to me during the past week. It might be a bit long but bear with me.


1. For starters, the MSC week

No it is not multimedia supercorridor or what shit. It is known in intec as the Maths and Science Carnival Day. Yep, sound technical and not that much fun at first. There are a few reasons why that led me into that pessimitic way of thought.

For one I don't like participating in events i view as mendokusene...... (troublesome)
Secondly, my group is doing something like a heart tunnel....... Uh.... Heart Tunnel?? Huh? Even i dunno what is that.
Thirdly, I am a lazy retard
Fourthly, the reason why i didn't manage to get the MSC post up was because someone.... in my campus sucks up all the bandwidth like a greedy mutha fu**** .

(Actually the fourth one wasnt a reason)
Anyways moving on.......
Lee (known as Isaac kun.... or isaac) A small chibiko (cute boy) from my neighbouring class asked us to gather in the class room used for the displaying purposes for the Heart Tunnel during MSC.

Tell you people, working from 5 in the evening to 9 30 at night is damn tiring......
Ngah, that time I was so hungry that I could explode and from being enthusiatic at first, I have become ........... (GET THE F******* JOB DONE WITH ANY MEANS POSSIBLE AND GET MY @$$ BACK TO MY BED AND SLEEPPP!!!!!)

In the end, we ended up with very choppy designs for our board.

Dont be shocked when you see this pic...

Look like something out of a horror film. It is just to disgusting to see....

Ah I feel like tearing it down and redoing it.....
But

Tiredness + Sleepiness + Laziness = I don't give a ****

Ahahahahahahaha, I know it looks bad but I couldnt care no more. My group members also though the same thing.

Yea, my group members, Bala, Kang wee, Samuel The Cat and Isaac.This is Samuel Ling, or known as Garfield or Cat. Why??? Because his chinese name is Ling... Siao Mao (small cat in chinese)

Here's a few pics from other groups which did better jobs than us.....You can sense the motivation in their eyes....The heart and soul they put into their boards......
The balls they have...... Wait, what the f*** is that sack of **** hanging ???
Is this some kind of practical joke??

Isaac: It is the alveolus......
Me: Ok.... get it. (nods head)
My heart: "What the f*** alveolus gotta do with the heart?? and why the alveolus looks so eerily similar to "family jewels" if u know what i mean"

Anyway, moving on...... Samuel ( I think I will refer to him as cat now.....) drove us to McD in Seksyen 2 which is quite near to Seksyen 6 where we stayed in Cendana College before we moved to seksyen 18 Cemara College....

Here's a brief recap....

Cat : Eh lets go Seksyen 2 wei
Isaac: Ok lor, just the next turning at the round about
(Roundabout near the seksyen 2 bus stop)
Cat veers into the wrong turning
Isaac, Me and bala: WEIIII!!!!! You crazy aaa cat??? You wanna go Dawood izit??? Come we go la.... Since dawood calling us liao..... Dawood miss us... (actually this is a mixed conversation)

Me: Ma Hai , KNN (kan ni neh) le..... I don't wanna go Dawood.

The infamous dawood known for its roti telur and never failing daily supplience of kubis goreng.

Eventually samuel goes correctly into McD drivethrough since he dont want to eat there....

we saw a car with a very hau lian(sombong) plate..Damnnnn hau lian le..... name of the plate say Waw 1111 more like "Wow One One one aaaaa..."
this guy must be damn si ai bin one..... (mati mauk muka punyaaaa...)

By the way, one of the lady (waiter) took our orders but she forgot mine. I was kinda pissed that day because I was damn hungry.... I said quite loudly....

Me: Mai CCB (Cau C* ***)!!!!!!
CAT, Isaac, Bala: WOI! You wanna die izit??? U know what area is this or not?!
Kang Wee was as silent as always.....

Anyway, we got our orders and we went back and we sleep nicely after eating...... Me and bala forgot to brush our teeth because we fell asleep.....


THE NEXT DAY COMES ALONG>>.......

MSC DAY!!!!!!
yep, a lot of people showed up for MSC (actually class was till going on....) And evrything was held there XD....

from dissections..... of cute little frogs.... UAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Bloooddddd.... and GUTSSSSSS EVERYWHERE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yep.... I love that the most.

There was also drifting held there, here is one of the cars used. it is actually drifting just that the track it small about as big as a car park nia.This is a cross section of the heart, I took great pleasure in explaining about the structure of the heart to the onlookers and was poking my fingers around the veins and valves. I wasnt sure whether what I say was correct but I dun care la, main hentam sahaja la..... Mereka (the audiences) angguk-angguk kepala sahaja like i so genius.... MUAHAHAAHAHAAHA.Oh ya, there was also rocket bottle lauching, here is Chiong's group together with thiru them. they just built the rocket the night before and managed to come out in third place beating many teamns that had prepared beforehand. this is what they call "last minute brings out the best in people"


TRIVIAL TIME!!!!!
TRIVIAL TIME!!!!!!!!!this is found in star..... I forgot what is the name of the person but apparently she is a quite well known fashion designer in malaysia...... She looks a lot like one of my class matesssss....

8m3 and the rest guess who>????







THE ANSWER



ISSSSS







Sing Ping a.k.a Christine. Wakakakaka. Hope she does not see this post.

Second TRIVIA>>>>>>
SECOND TRIVIA????
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!!
ANY ANSWERS???
GUESS NOW.....









BEEP!! BEEP!!


TIMES UP...


THE ANSWER IS IT IS THE GREY MATTER OF YOUR SPINAL CORD SEEN THROUGH A MICROSCOPE.



THIRD TRIVIA!!!!!!

THIRD TRIVIA!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO IS THIS HANDSOME YOUNG MAN?????



WHO ???


WHO>????!!!



THE ANSWER IS....





THE GUY WHO BROKE THE CHEMISTRY LAB DOOR>>>>> MUTHU!!!!!!!!



WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!







FOURTH TRIVIA!!!!
LAST TRIVIA!!!!!!!WHAT SPILLED ON MY PANTS!!!!???







ANSWERS???







GUESSES????






TIMES UP...

GUESS WHAT>>>> IT IS



MEE SUP.!!!

Here's a brief recap
Me: Eating bihun sup nicely
Bala: (yapping something......)
me : (Modding in agreement.... laughs)
Bala: (continues yapping)
me (Lifts bowl and grabs fork with another hand...... the bowl sways to the right....

SLOW MO!!!!

The bowl went like slow mo tipping rightwards....
I was like HHHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLLYYY

SHHHHHHHHIIIIITTTTT (Water starts pouring out of the bowl)

F******************************* (Spills on pants)

(This above scene has been overly dramatisced to increase viewer interest. What happen here is never slow moed and it happen like in a split second but the HOLY SHIT F***** was real)

Bala was laughing like a jackass there. And i had to used a whole box of tissue to wipe it off. luckily it is not katong laksa if not, I wouldnt hear the end of it from bala.





ENOUGH TRIVIA.... BACK TO BLOGGING...'

Okay, OUR CLASS 8M3 participated in chorus speaking in conjuction with the Language awareness night.

So we practiced 2 weeks before and we are facing two teams....

1 is a team from ATU
and 1 is a team from ATU, ALG, ALUK, and ALm. Campur-campur one.

The second team was lead by Shearon.... aka Cai Yan

Cheh this girl ahhhhh

really want glamour one...

Use glamour name shearon bohhhh

Hiyo....

Dunno what to say le

wanna say damn si ai bin.... not ebough to describe leee

Like hau lian hor....

Hehehe, anyway, here's a few funny things that happened as we were practicing..... During one of our practices outside the class, we stumbled upon three small kids wandering around. They were excited to see us and was taking our photos. being the bigger kids, Adrian, muthu, Nirmal and me took out our cam phones and took shots. this shot was taken from my K618i. Besides that they were doing and imitating what we were doing.

I showed them the sotong dance......

and they copied.

I showed the peace out sign...

and they copied.

I showed the middle finger....

They didn't see
Luckily.......

And a lot funny things happen during the chorus speaking....

for one, Nirmal became our shining star.

He has the funniest facial expression
He was reincarnated from a chicken in his past life.
He is now forever associated with the "Beepu!!! Beepu!!!" line in our chorus speaking

Secondly,
The conductor, Sing ping..... was smiling and laughing during the competition that I was finding it hard to hold it in. Not me alone, so was others...... Damn la, after we left the stage my stomach was close to bursting.... from laughter.... All because of Nirmal.

Here's a few pics...Us before the competition starts

We are all in black!
Performing....

I was going to upload the video, but the connection is so damn slow that I dc...ed. Arghhh I will upload it in the future.. and..... guess what... WE WON!!!!!!!!! AND WE ARE O PERFORM DURING LANGUAGE AWARE NESS NIGHT!!! WOOHOO!!! BANZAI!
I took a photo with Cai yan (I just refuse to call her Shearon XD) and also for the sake of not confusion because there is two sharons..... Another is Sharon lau from my class)

So We WENT AND CELEBRATE AS A WHOLE CLASS (except Myra because she got practice but her spirit is with us XD)

We celebrated in the exclusive VIP section in Al-Rafi. XD

Here's the guys. Atiq, Muthu, Izzat and Ad Rian (adrian la) from left to right. They did well embarassing themselves during the choral speaking. they are a happy bunch.XDActually when i was writing this post, I had already written the post twice, sheetttttt I had to rewrite my stuff twice. right now, I really hate Intec's internet....

Anyway, Thina and Han Loon??? Looks like something might be going on here, So I am going to research deeper into this and bring updates as soon as possible.

Elisha and Nirmal... bound and intertwined by threads of fate.... more like.... paper of fate. I would never forget what happen today and also what Adrian , han loon, and Muthu wrote on the paper. XD ahahahaahha

Here's Our star NIRMAL!!!!!! BECAUSE OF HIM WE ARE ABLE TO CAPTIVATE THE HEARTS OF PEOPLE....... I am giving a wet kiss chu~~~~~~ to him as a thank you.

BUTTTTT~~~~~ JUST FOR THE RECORD AM NOT GAY. It's just a friendship kiss.

Seriously.....

TWO THINGS I CANT STAND>>>>>>>

1. PEOPLE WASTING FOOD>

A plate of unfinished mee....... Who????!!!! did this great atrocity???Muthu.... all caught up with guilt and shame that he is covering his face and crying.....

To Muthu,

You should really think about the kids in Africa..... their suffering and here you are not eating food. You should be grateful........ u ungrateful ******************. Maybe I should ask Aisyah to suap you~~~~~

Muthu and Aisyah or better known as Ais..... Ice Queen (me like XD)

2) why, Put out of stock when it is not out of stock??? Retarded??? I saw this in mydin.

Hiya.... it is in our genes,,,..... like they say..... as our chorus speaking title goes..

Idiosyncrasies of Malaysians.

Oh well getting late. Chiao.