I thought of writing a bitching post on this post. But since it has been like a fucking aeons since I posted something on my retarted blog that no one even bothers to read but myself, I feel like posting something.... fucking exciting. Yep, life is really fun... fucked up more like it.
You know? INTEC sucks in many ways than one. Yea I should be thankful to get a fucking scholarship from JPA. But Babi betulla this some of the stupid things in INTEC. Make me so "tu lan"
in case you people dunno, tu lan means pig's penis
When I used my fucked up pen drive in my computer, my retarted computer still worked. Then out of nowhere, a mother-fucking trojan virus popped out of nothingness and fucked up my computer. Mai cibai betul la. I feel like throwing my idiotic computer out of the window and praying it will land on one of seniors down there. His head will probably crack open like a tomato can. Now, my fucked up computer needs reformating which to my dismay I don't have enough fucking time to fix. When I need to clean my pendrive, the INTEC's computer fucked my pendrive even more with more viruses. Wah, That time I really tu lan liao. I marah the computer MAI CI BAI! and I scolded the technician that they are fucktards.
That is one thing. Studies for me was totally shit. Fucking hell when I first sat for my religion paper test. Who is the fucking asshole who is so "fucking" smart to come out with a ass-ramming thesis about the big fucking gangbang (BIG BANG)huh?! MAI CI PIET betul aaaa. Dun even know what to write for the answer. I ask what lan ciao the teacher is thinking when she set this paper. Who fucking reads the STEADY STATE THEORY besides the theory is bullcrap anyways. Whoever wrote the theory must be fucking high after eating shitloads of bull rectums and testicals combo.
Could not finish my bio paper. How come everybody around me is so fucking smart? I look like a fucking retard going to college..... "ET.... Home..."
Now I will do the tag eichi gave me.
Layer One : The Outside
Name : Hilary Kueh Hon Yun (Please do not spell hilary like this>(Hillary) Those who still spell like this are retards.
Birth Date : 20 OCTOBER 1989
Current Status : Single and it's complicated.
Eye Colour : black as dark as night, filled with evil.
Hair Colour : err.. black, ragged and hard like my soul
Righty or Lefty : right is the correct spelling.
Layer Two : On The Inside
Your Heritage : Chinese and thank god for that!
Your Fear : Being fucked up (figuratively of course).
Your Weakness : My waistline.
You perfect Pizza : Something that is not pizza.
Layer Three : Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your Thoughts First Thing When You Wake Up : Fuck, fucking fucked INTEC. (drowsy =.=)
Bedtime : irregular sleeping time.
Your Most Missed Memory : My PS2 haha. No la, my Form 4 and 5 memories
Layer Four : Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke : Coke in raw form. Drugs are good hehe.
McDonald's or Burger King : Kolo mee is better and cheaper.
Single or Group Dates : FUKCING is better Not dating anytime now or later
Adidas or Nike : Uhhh...
Tea or Nestea : Nestea. It's have caffein (man my body is pumped with drugs...)
Chocolate or Vanilla : I dont like sweet things so bitter chocolate.
Cappucino or Coffee : Black coffee.
Layer Five : Do You ...
Smoke : never ever. Smokers... fuck off and die!
Curse : I dunno how bout fuck, shit, dick, asshole, bitch, fucktard, ass-ramming, bullshit, cibai, lanciao, tu lan, pu bo kia, and lam pa.
Take a Shower : YEs. ARE you retarted? who fucking made this questions? A retarted monkey with a laptop wiping shit on the laptop?
Have a Crush : Had.
Think You've Been In Love: I love my family, and God.
Go To School : No I am retard.
Want To Get Married : No, girls are the roots of all problem. Hehe, I might sound sexist but I don't trust anything that bleeds for three days and doesn't die.
Believe In Yourself : No. I never do. Believe in God's will.
Think You're a Health Freak : Hahahahahahahahaha. Tell that to a fat-ass. Nice going deepshit.
Layer Six : In The Past Month
Drank Alcohol : Intec is a goddamn hellhole. I need beer.
Gone To The Mall : A run down shoplot that passed for a shopping mall called PKNS? yea.
Been On Stage : In front of my class for a presentation.
Eaten Sushi : No. Do I look Japanese?
Dyed Your Hair : No.
Layer Seven : Have You Ever ...
Played A Stripping Game : Strip?! Tuo tiao tua tiao tuo tiao.
Changed Who You Were To Fit In : Nope. Since I like being a retard.
Layer Eight : AgeYou're Hoping
To Get Married : INSIGNIFICANT.
Layer Nine : In A Girl/Guy
Best Eye Colour : red as blood
Best Hair Colour : long and brown black hair shining under the light.
Short Hair or Long Hair : Long. The miko shoujo type! Or something like Jubei from Onimusha Dawn of Dreams
She kicks ass.
Layer Ten : What Were You Doing
1 Min Ago : Bitching about INTEC
1 Hour Ago : Bathing
4.5 Hours Ago : AT SUbang Parade with Chris eating at Nandos
1 Month Ago : At home playing PS2
1 Year Ago : Fucking around in Form 5 talking bad about Titler.
Layer Eleven : Finish The Sentence
I Love : My friends, God, family and my PS2 and my home and KUCHING!
I Feel : Retarded
I Hate : INTEC.
I Hide : My feelings at times. But who gives a fuck.
I Need : Jesus.
Layer Twelve : Tag Five People
Hmmm, I tag
Hippo,
Fabian
Tom.
Since I have very few blogger friends that hvae not been tagged yet. this is the best I can master.
Okay, thats all for now. See ya.