Cooking stuff hillabilly style. XD

Well, today I had my Chemical 3a practical exam.

Wish I hope I didnt screw up. AHahahaahahaha

Prolly I will anyway.

Anyway,

After the test I came back to my campus (Cemara) my roommate, I decided to help Chewie to cook something called Chicken Soup.

Chicken Soup for the soul indeed.

Anyway...............
The previous night we argued about whether to cook chicken soup or chicken broth.

I was supporting chicken broth cause we had the recipe.

He was inclining to chicken soup.

In the end, since he is the one who wanted to cook he went with Chicken Soup. So here we are at Giant buying stuff to cook.....

i) Stir fry button mushrooms, small baby corn and choi sam
ii) Chicken soup

I only can tell the ingredients exactly for the stir fry mushroom crap.

i) One pack of baby corn
ii) One bundle of choi sam
iii) one can of button mushroom
iii) Half of a red onion
iv) a pinch of salt
v) some oil
vi) a bit of luck
vii) a bit of love
viii) a bit of sweat
ix) and a sense of humour and adventure

Now you are ready.

First.....
Mutilate the baby corn by snapping them in half and and removing those anal husk-like thing that is stuck on the corn surface

Then, cut them into two like a samurai cleaving his opponent into two bite-size pieces.

Then, prepare the button mushrooms. For this you must first acquire the perk of can opening skillz.... which I forgot to equip on the start up menu !!!!!! Argh, forgot to set the perk......
(Reference to COD4)

Then, wash the mushrooms and make quick work of the mushrooms by cutting them into fours. Imagining mutilating your enemies while doing this.

Then set aside the now mutilated mushrooms and turn your attention to the red onion as the next victim of your cooking death run,

Grab it like how you will grab a persons neck before snapping it after washing it under running tap water ..... and cut mercilessly into two halves. Then laugh maniacally as you cut up the red onions into pieces.

Then, following closely is the choi sam. As usual make quick work of the choi sam by breaking them into bite size pieces as if you are breaking someone's arms or legs.

(I find cooking more fun if I think this way so bite me if you disagree with my methods)

Then wash the vegetables that you had killed so far before cooking.

Warm the oil the pan..... I am using the hot plate so I didnt get the actual results that I want...

Anyway, when oil is hot, put the red onions first and watch them fry........................ hehehehehe

The followed quicky by the button mushrooms and baby corn after you can smell the red onions cooking off in the pan...

Choi sam goes in last....

Let them cook.

While you play cs or something

Come back, stir a bit..... add salt or soy sauce, your taste. Up to you.

Then finally, serve hot.

well visit http://crapbychewie.blogspot.com/2009/02/anyone-can-cook.html for full recipe.