Wednesday 4 February 2009

The nerve of some people.


Some people are such arse-holes.

Damn,
I don't know if they are genuinely assholes or just plain stupid lacking common sense that makes us humans.

This is my encounter with such assholes:

I was in the library nicely surfing the mid-****ingly slow internet connection

My original computer that was given to be my the library clerk was permanently glued to the startuop screen. So I decided to change computer...... without telling the clerk. Well, it is partially my fault some people can find ways to be flexible.

But not this asshole.
Anyway,
Time passed and some girl was assigned the computer that I am already on.

Seeing that I was there, she approached me and I said while making this face ------> XD

"Ahaha, sorry ya. My comp... bla bla bla.... can u use another comp for a while? Please"

I was being super nice here. The girl smiled and left and used the comp behind me.

Okay problem solved. Both parties happy.

Along came Asshole

You can tell he is retarded by the way he walks
And by the way he speaks
And by the clothes he wears
Basically everything about him emits retardiness (I am not sure if this is a word)

(Yes, it is a he.... a fucking disgrace to my own species)

*(My IE restarted on me this period so I was already more tu lan than I am already am.) *
If it was a female I would have prolly written it off as a girl in her PMS.
Anyway,

He approached me and said," This is my comp"

I said," FUCK YOU ASSHOLE <----thought I regreted not saying this. Can u use another comp? (Mind you there are 30 free computers and only one damaged (mine))

He said, " I will use your comp..." and sat down at my original place

I said," Dude, that com is stuck at the start up screen"

He said, " Oh, in that case I want my comp back (This i am guessing cuz he is speaking so softly like he had just commited some type of crime) ". The return for being nice.....

I looked at him, staring blankly giving him the " Dude, there are 30 plus computers here, just fucking choose one"
He placed his stuff on my desk. Before I CAN EVEN SAY "YEA SURE,"

I was like "KNN CCB. MCB. CB. CLC, asshole......"

At that moment, I felt like doing this.

Not wanting to argue so I left. But right now I am blogging behind him. AND THAT FUCKING ASSHOLE IS NOT EVEN SURFING THE NET!!!!!! I DOUBT HE EVEN KNOWS HOW AN INTERNET WORKS.

Ahahahahahahaha


I hope his dick rots.

No, I hope his dick get so badly infected that it is swollen with pus and have maggots feeding on its dead flesh.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA.




4 comments:

hana said...

Not wanting to argue so I left. But right now I am blogging behind him.

Ahahahahahahaha

I hope his dick rots.

No, I hope his dick get so badly infected that it is swollen with pus and have maggots feeding on its dead flesh.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HOPE HE BLOGS SO I CAN SEE IF IT DOES HAPPEN LOLOLOLOL XD

Anonymous said...

that was funny. ur too nice though. and he is a guy. so unless ur gay, next time tell him to !@#$ off :)

Anonymous said...

omg! finally an update!!! and oh my you should pentok at that moment, show him hu's boss XD lol! and i love your curse on him. .. dick rots.. buahahahahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL, by the sounds of it, it doesn't look like he's going to need his dick anyway. Prolly to retarded to know how to use it!

Lol, omg, that is so mean. . .
I'm the asshole now!